Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Change change change clan!

There's several changed for the past few weeks after SMM over. Ks,Ct`,MYM,BFB(Blight.int)...roster been change. Most shocking news when Kouroky leaves MYM and join Puppey in newly form Clan with additional of Merlini!!Yeap!!Merlini is back!!Without Kuroky,MYM form their old leader back,Maelk.

Ks, powerhouse team from Malaysia with Papaxiong in the team back for SMM. But after winning 5th place in Grand Final SMM, something seems does not right for Ks neither to Ct`. They change yet again their roster with Ks`Chuan leaves Ks to join Ct` and Ks apply xiaoxiaofang.

Blight.Int roster:
Estonia Clement "Puppey" Ivanov
Germany Kuro "KuroKy" Salehi Takhasomi
United States Clinton "Fear" Loomis
United States Ben "Merlini" Wu
United States Jimmy "DeMoN" Ho
United Kingdom Amar "Amartnt" Hassan

Ct` roster:
Ct`MushI
Ct`Chuan
Ct`xiGz
Ct`XtincT
Ct`Net

Ks roster:
Ks-Yamateh
Ks-Papaxiong
Ks-Ice
Ks-Sakura
Ks-Xxf

MYM roster:
MYM-Maelk
MYM-Mania
MYM-Miggel
MYM-angel
MYM-Pusher

Ks-IS or Ct`IS?LOL
tDs-IS

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Football Football..!

There's several shocking result for the past few month, I list some of the shocking or maybe absolute cracking result from top team around the Euro or maybe Sea games!

EPL :
Liverpool vs Arsenal 1-2 Dirk Kuyt // Glen Johnson (o.g), A.Arshavin
Man U vs Aston VIlla 0-1 G.Agbonlohor
Man City vs Chelsea 2-1 Adebayor, Tevez // Adebayor (o.g), F.Lampard (penalty miss)

La liga :
Valencia vs Real Madrid 2-3 David Villa, Joaquin // Higuain (2 goals), E.Garay

Sea Games :
Thailand vs Malaysia 1-2

Semi Final : Laos vs Malaysia 1-3
Singapore vs Vietnam 1-4

Final Men's Football Sea Games : Malaysia vs Vietnam

First and foremost,Congratz to Malaysia Football team when manage to reach the final against Vietnam. Beating Thailand in Quater 2-1, and latest beating Laos 3-1 to make it thro final. Maybe new era of Malaysia Football??Who knows...

With Barcelona grabs the win in every matches, Real keep up the pace to put the pressure on the champion and current leader Barca with away win against another rival for the contender, Valencia. No Kaka` and Ronaldo in this matches but Higuain did a great job to scores 2 goals.

Liverpool continues their miserable run in the league after another home defeat to Arsenal after misery of Champions League exit few months ago. With the in-form A.Arshavin scored the winner with stunning shots when he off the marker,Glen Johnson (who scored an own goal as well!! LOL). Glen Johnson having his one of the worst game ever he played for Liverpool.

"One of those days"..quote from Sir Alex explaining that his team will face some of the worst matches and Aston Villa is one of those....header from G.Agbonlohor settle Man u home unbeaten run once and for all.

The Blues faced defeat on the hand of Man City with Shay Given the hero when he saved F.Lampard penalty to sealed 2-1 victory against Mighty Chelsea. But Carlo Ancelotti insists that his team will bounce back to this defeat but still the latest result not on his way either when Chelsea drew with Everton 3-3 at Stamford Bridge.

Kaka` superb playmaker, Ronaldo ego face!
tDs-IS

Monday, December 14, 2009

SMM Finale~~!!

Final result..
1st: FTD
2nd: cD
3rd: EHOME
4th: InC`xLo
5th: KS

Hard to believe but that's the fact!!Top 3 teams are Chinese team..even MYM cant manage to get through to top 8!!MYM lose to InC`xLo and FTZ`Asia respectively in group stage and automatically been eliminated to the next round.

Credit to FTZ`Asia when they beat the hell of MYM!MYM of course without arrogance Maelk,replace by Kuroky,still cant adapt to Asian style of play when 1st match of group stage they already beaten by InC`xLo.

It shows that the standard between Euro and Asian are no different. Teams that out picked will pay the price. Level and standard between all the teams are equal for me,chances among all is 50-50 but not for PMS coz their standard is way beyond godlike!!!(HAHAHAHAH since they're hot and sexy!!!)

More disappointing when Ct`lose twice straight game after excellent group stage but cant keep the pace goes. People are betting on Ct` and KS to at least reach the Quater or Semi,but it seems I misjudge about Ct`...better luck next time Ct` and KS!!And well done InC`xLo manage to grab 4th place!!

MYM is a joke, PMS FTW!!
tDs-IS

Carey Island...

I'm just back from Carey Island,Banting,Selangor...well..went there for one week English Training since Sime Darby sent me for the training. Nothing much to say since I'm familiar with Carey Island already :P :P just there's no coverage for Digi and Maxis at Sime Darby Plantation Academy. It kind a sux when there's no coverage for Digi since I need to sms someone... >.<" ,but there's no time to rest and play around as well when they compress 10 hours of learning English per-day.

Final day...when came to test...it took 1 hour only to finish hahahhahahah coz I never do with passion at all when come to grammar part, same goes to writing when topic looks simple but eventually, hardly to believe I cant even think wisely to makes my essay productive and creative.

I never know that Sime Darby spent rm2,500 per-person for this English Training!!WTF??!Yes, rm2,500 per-person..imagine there's about 100 trainees..that one is for level 2..if add up with level 1..around 250 trainess in total..!!!!Could you imagine how much does Sime Darby spent on us! LOL!But some of us even play around hoping for another one week vacation!(since 1 week the duration of training,so no office work for 1 week!!)

I dont think my English improved much after this training...1 week learning English....dont think might change anything...

English language? Japanese language?
tDs-IS

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Kekasih yang tak dianggap..



Is it me? Or is it you?
tDs-IS

Monday, November 30, 2009

"El Clasico"

OK!!Although I'm a big fan of Real Madrid but i have to admit that Barca played a better football compare to Real Madrid for last night matches...where the 80th "El Clasico" at Nou Camp ended 1-0 victory for Barca with Ibra's goal on 56th minutes. Even when strong lineup with Kaka`,Ronaldo,Higuain,Xabi Alonso in the 1st eleven but still the in form of Puyol and Pique, stops Real from getting any goals..Poyul who superb form with over 3 tackles block Marcelo and several more players and not to forget Valdes with decent saved when Kaka` cleverly set up for Ronaldo to 1 on 1 with Valdes but cant beat him, same goes to Iker with some of world class save.

I can see that Real Madrid defends improving but still about 3-4 players will closing down Messi once he hold and dribbles..when Pep decide to substituted Henry,I was like "NICE ONE!"! LOL! I was cheering when Henry came off but when i saw number "9" of Barca is ready to replaced Henry..."WTF! IBRA! KNN CCB #@#$%$#%#$%" cursing the Swedish international really pay me off when he scored after converted beautifully from Alves cross when Ibra off the marker as well beat the offside trap...

But overall,I'm satisfy with Real performance compare to last session losed 2-6 at Santiago Bernabeu...but still I might prefer if the staring lineup for Real would be Xabi Alonso,Lass,Kaka`,Ronaldo,Higuain,Benzema/Van der Vaart...I bet Real will become stronger after this lose...

Ronaldo and Ibra not fully fit, Play the fit player,
tDs-IS

Orang Gila Juga Yg Boleh Menasihati Orang Gila

Mat, lelaki gila berumur 35
tahun baru saja terlepas dari
wadnya.
Beliau lari sekuat hati kerana
dikepung oleh sepasukan
petugas
hospital. Tiba di tepi pagar
Mat lantas memanjang satu
tiang lampu
yang tinggi. Ketua unit jaga
yang mengawal hospital datang
dan
mengarahkan Mat turun, Mat
tidak mahu turun. Datang pula
pengarah
hospital, "Mat!!Turun Mat
nanti jatuh", katanya. Mat
tidak mahu turun juga.

Dipanggilnya pihak bomba,
"Mat! Turun Mat, kalu tidak
kami potong
tiang lampu ini" kata seorang
pegawai bomba sambil
mengacu-acukan
gergaji elektrik di pangkal
tiang lampu itu., Namun Mat
tidak
bergerak pun untuk turun.
Dipanggilnya pihak polis, "Mat
turun
Mat!"teriak seorang sarjan
polis, kalau engkau tak turun
nanti kami
bom tiang ini dan engkau akan
mati!!Turun Mat!. Mat tidak
turun-turun juga.

Lama-lama pengarah hospital
pergi berjumpa dengan Man,
seorang teman
Mat dalam wad gila itu
kalau-kalau dia boleh
membantu.
"Man!Harap-harap Man boleh
tolong turunkan Mat dari atas
tiang
lampu"Tolonglah Man ya!

Jawab Man"Ohhh!!!Itu senang
saja" Lalu Man dibawa kepada
tiang lampu
itu.

Setibanya di situ, pengarah
hospital pun berkata, "Man!
Man nak pilih alat yang mana?
Sama ada gergaji atau pun bom
itu. "Ahh!Man nak gergaji!"

Baiklah! Ambillah gergaji itu.
Lalu Man mengangkat gergaji
dan mengacu-acukan pada
pangkal tiang
lampu itu. Man pun berteriak,
Hoi Mat!!!Hang turun, kalau
hang tak
turun aku tebang tiang lampu
ni!!Hang turun lekas!!

Mendengarkan amaran itu Mat
yang berada hampir 3 jam di
atas tiang
itu pun turun dengan pantas
lalu ditangkap oleh para
petugas
hospital. Pemberita pun datang
menemubual Mat. "Kenapa Mat
turun bila Man datang
sedangkan bomba dan polis
datang Mat tak turun?

Jawab Mat; "Polis ker bomba
ka, depa tak akan buat!Tapi
Man ni
apabila dia kata lagu tue dia
akan buat sungguh sebab Man
tue GILA!

Siapa gila? Aku gila ka?
tDs-IS

Friday, November 20, 2009

Top Jokes Around the World!

Top Joke in Australia

A young man went to his father one day to tell him that
he wanted to get married.

His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the
girl was, and he told him that it was Samantha, a girl from
the neighborhood.

With a sad face the old man said to his son,
''I'm sorry to say this son but I have to. The
girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother.''

The young man again brought three more names to his
father but ended up frustrated because the response was
still the same.

So he decides to go to his mother.
''Mom I want to get married but all the girls that
I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell you.''

His mother smiling said to him,
''Don't worry my son, you can marry any of
those girls. You're not his son.



Top Joke in Northern Ireland

A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news and worse news'.
'Oh dear, what's the bad news?' asks the patient.
The doctor replies, 'You only have 24 hours to live'.
'That's terrible', said the patient. 'How can the news possibly be worse?'
The doctor replies, 'I've been trying to contact you since yesterday'.

Top Joke in UK

A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: 'That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!'
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!'
The man says: 'You go right up there and tell him off, go ahead,
I'll hold your monkey for you.


Top Joke in USA

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course.
One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.
He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: 'Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.'
The man then replies: 'Yeah, well we were married for 35 years.'


Top Joke in England

Two weasels are sitting on a barstool. One starts to insult the other one.
He screams, 'I slept with your mother!'
The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do.
The first again yells, 'I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!'
The other says, 'Go home dad you're drunk.'


Jokes with me, Laugh but not me!,
tDs-IS

Friday, November 13, 2009

Ikut cakap...LOL!

Pada suatu hari ahmad dan rakan karibnya, hassan, pergi mancing kat sungai.
Dalam bosan2 menunggu ikan, ahmad berkata, ahmad: aku ada satu cerita.

hassan : cerita ape?
ahmad : nanti kalau aku bercerita, kau kena ikut perkataan belakangnya, boleh?
hassan : yela...
ahmad pun memulakan ceritanya...
ahmad : satu hari aku pergi memburu.
hassan : memburu.
ahmad : aku masuk kedalam hutan.
hassan : hutan.
ahmad : tiba2 aku rasa nak terberak.
hassan : berak.
ahmad : aku berlari ke semak.
hassan :semak.
ahmad : aku pun berak.
hassan : berak.
ahmad : satu hari aku pergi memburu lagi.
hassan : lagi.
ahmad : aku pergi ke tempat yang aku berak dulu.
hassan : dulu.
ahmad : aku lihat tahi aku suda tak ada.
hassan : ada.
ahmad : aku pun tertanya2.
hassan : tanya.
ahmad : siapa makan tahi aku?
hassan : aku....

Ask me, If u dare?,
tDs-IS

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Khatimah Cinta....



Cinta IS , Sayang IS,
tDs-IS

Monday, October 26, 2009

FootBALLS!

Let's talk about football. Last week on UEFA Champions League, couple of top team facing a shock defeat at their homegrown. With Barcelona,Liverpool,Real Madrid all lose at their homegrown respectively to FK Rubin Kazan,Lyon and AC Milan. It was a tight lose but still,lose still lose. Playing up against FK Rubin Kazan without Thierry Henry, Barcelona prefer to put the in-form player,Pedrito to replace Henry's place. It just went wrong after a superb defensive play and goalkeeping by FC Rubin side. Barcelona lose 1-2 to FK Rubin at Nou Camp!!

With 3 consecutive lose to Liverpool,they up against strong Lyon with Fernando "El-Nino" Torres sidelines, Liverpool was hoping Dirk Kuyt to convert up in front of the goal,with the support of Yossi Bennayoun and Gerrard For this matches,Benitaz took a gamble to play Gerrard after he is not 100% fit and took of to replace by Fabio Aurelio on 25th minutes in the first half. With no Gerrard and Torres,it just not enough to win Lyon after Cesar Delgado seal the win for Lyon on the 90th minutes right before the final whistle.

After a win against Roma in the weekend,Ac Milan looks confident when they travel to Santiago Bernabeu up against mighty Real Madrid. With Ronaldo still injured, Real seems to rely on Kaka` to make a history against his old club with his old teammate Ronaldinho and Pato!!Unfortunately, Real lose and they seems to lost confident after Ac Milan get the first goal when Pirlo's freekick from 30yard blown Iker away. Pato seal the shocking winning goal on 88th minutes and Real Madrid lose 2-3 to Ac Milan. This is 2nd lose for Real Madrid in this season where Ronaldo didn't play. Maybe Real Madrid need to learn to win game without Ronaldo!!

I should be the coach? Should i coaching Real?
tDs-IS

Setem!

Disebuah negeri terdapat beberapa orang Raja yang memerintah. Raja-raja di
negeri itu pulak ditadbir oleh seorang Perdana Menteri yang terkenal dengan
kediktatorannya. Pada satu hari Perdana Menteri tersebut telah merasmikan
pembukaan pejabat pos. Apabila beliau melawat pameran sempena perasmian
pejabat pos berkenaan beliau terkejut kerana hampir kesemua setem-setem
yang dipamerkan mempunyai gambar-gambar Raja.

Beliau dengan angkuhnya memanggil pengarah jabatan pos dan menyuruhnya
menggantikan muka-muka Raja tersebut dengan wajahnya.
Selang beberapa hari beliau berbangga kerana muka-muka Raja tersebut telah
tiada dan wajahnya yang tertera di situ. Selepas seminggu berlalu, beliau
mendapat berita yang mengatakan surat-surat yang dipos tidak ditampal
dengan setem wajahnya.


Dengan marahnya beliau telah memanggil pengarah jabatan pos dan bertanya
mengapa kesemua surat-surat tidak ditampal dengan setem wajahnya.Pengarah
mengatakan bahawa setem-setem tersebut tidak lekat apabila ditampal kerana
semua pengguna tidak meludah setem itu di belakang setem sebaliknya
meludah
di bahagian hadapan setem.


Post letter to me, Send me a letter,
tDs-IS

Thursday, October 22, 2009

ESTC Winter 2009 Dota Allstars 15-18 Oct!!

E-Sports Thailand Championship 2009 is an international gaming competition held by Future Gamer Co.Ltd. and Gsquare Channel of True Vision Co.Ltd. The objective of the competition is to raise the level of “Gaming” of Thai gamers to the level of “International E-Sport” status by providing an international standard venue for talented gamers to show their skills. The competition will provide an opportunity for the general public to get to know and understand that “Gaming” can become a serious “Sport”. The competition will help instill discipline, planning, teamwork and sportsmanship in the competitors. Apart from having fun, gamers will return to their region to raise the level of Thai gaming culture. The Government and Private sector will come to understand the importance of E-Sport as more than just “playing game”.

For those who remember, Kingsurf won this event 1 year ago with then new recruit "iceiceice" playing a crucial part in their final match win over Indonesia's Xcn.

This time around, the organisers of ESTC has made it a bigger event. Under the motto of “More Than Game,It’s Sport” the organisers successfully invited more powerhouse teams from across their shores to grace the event. Below is the summary of the Malaysian teams and teams with Malaysians in it for everyone to root for.

Listed are the Malaysian teams and the Malaysian players in mixed foreign teams that are participating:

1. Kingsurf : Xiaogui, Yamateh, Sakura, Chuan, Ice

The defending champions head to Thailand once again to defend their title. This time, without iceiceice can they maintain their superb form that won them the title last time around? We shall find out.

2. INC Excello : Wenz, Nicx, Bboy, Zuki, Xiao|ing

The ACG 2009 Silver medalist jets off to Thailand in search for their first international tournament gold medal.

3. Survivor: Miao, Boyz, Ken, Ahdee and "the boss"

4. Mineski.INT : Kenchi, Xtinct, Xigz

5. AeonSport : Papaxiong

6. Cybertime.INT : Mushi, Net, Xiaoxiaofong

With such a huge Malaysian presence in the tournament, its hard to imagine Malaysia will be empty handed at the end of the tournament.

Last 16 :

AEON vs Cutto
Mski.INT vs Nocry
Ct.INT vs tGc
Axis vs BBH
iNc^xLo vs TWIN
Kingsurf vs Shooter
XGN vs Survivor
XTC vs Just

Update 3

Semifinal :

Kingsurf vs XTC
Cybertime.INT vs AEON

Update 4

Final :

XTC won Cybertime.INT

**Highlight**
In quater Ks vs iNc`xLo
Ban Hero:-iNc`xLo Es,Sladar,Viper,DarkSeer
Ks Morphling,SS,Lion,Doom
Picks:-iNc`xLo Na,Puck,Medu,SK,Clockwerk
Ks CM,Chieftain,SF,Tide,Necro
With Yamateh playing SF...it seems unstoppable when he got 2 times ultra kills...

Semi Final:-Ks vs XtC
Ban Hero:-XtC Doom,Viper,Bane,Morphling
Ks SS,PL,Tinker,Syllabear
Picks:-XtC CM,Spectre,Tide,Storm,NS
Ks Es,Lion,Potm,Razor,Brm
Pretty rare pick by XtC but fair enough to win Ks with spectre disable Es to dagger in ultimate...Ks lose...

Pawn me, Own me,
tDs-IS

Friday, October 16, 2009

Raya Raya!!






Raya raya! Sudah Deepavali ka?!
tDs-IS

Widow maybe?

OK! This one is hilarious! I laugh all night! HHAHAHAHAHA




Hope you find 1 MR YUNUS! HAHAHAHAH

Should I get married? Could I?
tDs-IS

Aunty Tisha..get well soon..!!



Aleeza Kassim selamat menjalani pembedahan di bahagian muka dan kepalanya selepas mengalami jangkitan kuman.

AKTRES dan model, Aleeza Kassim telah selamat menjalani pembedahan mengeluarkan cecair kuman dari bahagian kepalanya di Hospital Pakar Damansara pada jam 1 tengahari kelmarin (29 September).

Menurut seorang kenalan rapat Aleeza pembedahan selama 3 jam tersebut bertujuan menyedut cecair kuman di bahagian kepala Aleeza melalui hidung dan juga otak.

“Dia dimasukkan ke hospital kelmarin untuk menjalani pembedahan di bahagian kepalanya.

“Suami Aleeza, Mohd Fauzi Che Rus yang menghantarnya ke hospital.

“Pembedahan tersebut bertujuan untuk menyedut cecair di bahagian muka dan kepalanya yang dipercayai akibat jangkitan kuman, bukan kerana mengalami pendarahan dalam otak.

“Doktor cuba memasukkan wayar melalui hidung dan otaknya untuk menyedut kuman tersebut dan sekarang dia berada di dalam keadaan stabil, boleh bercakap dan makan,” katanya yang tidak mahu mendedahkan identitinya.

Menurutnya juga, Aleeza telah menelefonnya sehari sebelum dimasukkan ke hospital memberitahu bahawa dia (Aleeza) mengalami kesukaran untuk bernafas, penat, deman dan migrain.

“Sehari sebelum dia dimasukkan ke hospital, dia ada telefon saya dia kata dia mengalami kesukaran untuk bernafas, penat, demam dan migrain.

“Masa dia telefon saya itu juga, dia beritahu saya dia akan jalani pembedahan pada hari ini dan dia minta saya datang untuk teman dia di hospital,” katanya.

Menurutnya lagi, keadaan Aleeza selepas sehari menjalani pembedahan tersebut agak kurang baik, namun setelah dua hari Aleeza telah menunjukkan perubahan yang baik.

“Masa selepas pembedahan tersebut, saya lihat keadaan dia tidak berapa baik begitu juga sehari selepasnya.

“Dia mengadu pada saya dia rasa sakit-sakit di bahagian muka dan kepalanya, dan kadangkala ada darah mngalir keluar dari hidungnya.

“Tetapi selepas dua hari tempoh pembedahan, dia menunjukkan perkembangan yang positif di mana dia sudah boleh bercakap dan makan makanan yang lembut seperti bubur.

“Selepas hari pembedahan tersebut, Aleeza dijaga oleh suaminya sehingga hari ini di hospital,” katanya.

Menurut kenalan rapat Aleeza ini, model tinggi lampai itu dimasukkan ke hospital tanpa pengetahuan umum dan hanya dikhabarkan kepada ahli keluarga Aleeza dan rakan-rakan yang rapat sahaja.

“Memang Aleeza minta tidak dihebohkan mengenai dia dimasukkan ke hospital, dia hanya ingin ahli keluarganya dan rakan-rakan yang rapat sahaja tahu.

“Sewaktu pembedahan hari itu juga, semua ahli keluarganya hadir di hospital,” ujarnya.

Katanya lagi, berkemungkinan Aleeza akan dibenarkan pulang ke rumah dalam sehari dua lagi jika terus menunjukkan perubahan positif.

Get well soon aunty, May Allah Bless You,
tDs-IS

Monday, October 12, 2009

Raya 2009!

Ok here some of my family photos Hari Raya 2009!!





Raya with fun! Mercun pun fun!
tDs-IS

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Angel!?

Pada satu hari, Pak Ali pergi ke hutan untuk mencari kayu api. Pabila lalu kat kawasan tasik, Pak Ali tergelincir dan kapak buruknye terjatuh dalam tasik tu. Maka datanglah Pari Pari Tasik kepada Pak Ali.

Pari Pari : Kenapa dengan kau?

Pak Ali : Kapak aku terjatuh kedalam tasik.

Pari Pari pun menyelam dan kembali bersama kapak perak.

Pari Par : Inikah kapak kamu?

Pak Ali : Tidak.

Pari Pari pun menyelam dan kembali bersama kapak emas.

Pari Pari : Inikah kapak kamu?

Pak Ali : Tidak, kapak aku buruk sahaja.

Pari pari pun menyelam dan kembali bersama kapak buruk.

Pari Pari : Inikah kapak kamu?

Pak Ali : Ya, itulah kapak buruk aku.

Pari Pari Tasik suka sikap Pak Ali yang jujur itu lalu memberikan ketiga-tiga kapak itu kepadanya.

Pada hari lain pulak. Pak Ali berjalan di sekitar tasik yang sama bersama isterinya. Kali ni isterinye plak yang jatuh kedalam tasik. Pak Ali susah hati. Maka datanglah Pari Pari Tasik kepada Pak Ali.

Pari Pari : Kenapa kau bersedih?

Pak Ali : Isteriku jatuh kedalam tasik.

Pari Pari pun menyelam dan kembali bersama Christina Aguilera.

Pari Pari : Inikah isteri kau?

Sambil menangis Pak Ali menjawab... "ya, itulah isteriku..."

Pari Pari pun marah, "Sungguh ku tak sangka, kau yang jujur satu masa dulu telah menjadi tamak".

Sambil menahan pilu Pak Ali menjawab ,

"Aku bukan tamak, kalau aku kata 'tidak' pada Christina Aguilera... kau akan bawakan pula Britney Spears...kalau aku katakan 'tidak' juga, barulah kau bawakan isteriku...bila aku kata 'ya', kau akan berikan mereka bertiga padaku...". Aku yang miskin ni tak mampu tanggung mereka semua".

What would you do if u were pak ali??

Guessing?, Thinking?,
tDs-IS

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Hang Tuah!!?

OK! My Older brother show me this vid past few days and it damn hilarious!



Laughing! Loving!
tDs-IS

Thursday, October 1, 2009

About Me and My Birthday...23?24?25?

Nothing special about me actually..simple,love to laugh,smile,talkative,friendly...and most important as for today...I'm old!aRGHHHHHH !!Well maybe few peoples don't know that Vanida Imran's birthday is on 1st October!Same with me but tang year tu different la oiii!hahahaha. OK here few things that peoples don't know what i hate the most during my birthday...

1)don't like celebrate with cakes and happy birthday songs...but an exception for my family..enough for the wish (call/sms/friendster/face book)..as well as birthday gift still OK!(of course i love gift..anything might do!)

2)i don't clubbing even if not my birthday, i don't think i will go clubbing!

3)i would never celebrate at Hotel!even if got friends surprise my birthday at Hotel..i might just accept it ..but still I'm gonna act like happy!

4)will never ever drink!cos i don't drink!

Well to be honest 25 yo not too bad actually..hope u guys and girls drop a comments here!!Oh yea my wish is to ....secret laaaaaaa!Thank you

Today special for me, 25 yo is me,
tDs-IS

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Old school jokes!

Jokes 1:
There's 3 person, Malaysian,American,Britain. They compete in archery match where 1 girl standing with an apple on top of her head. An American shot hit the apple and said "I'm a Rambo!!". American proud of their hero which is Rambo. After the American,the British try his luck and hit the apple as well and he scream "I'm Robin Hood!". British proud of their epic story of Robin Hood. But finally came to Malaysian shot...but unfortunately hit the girl's eye and he said..."I'm sorry"...shows you,Malaysia got no hero LOL.

Jokes 2:
In Spain there's a sport they called bull fighting where the matador with red cloth fighting the bull 1 vs 1!Got this 1 restaurant always cooked soup of bull's penis...its delicious and a lot people love the soup. After the bull died on the hand of the matador,the restaurant took the dead bull and cooked the penis soup. 1 day got 1 regular customer unsatisfied with the soup and he called the waitress .."why the penis in this soup is smaller than before but the bill still the same??"...the waitress said..."not all matador win...." LOOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHAHA
**need some explanation??...those penis not bull's penis but the matador's penis!!LOL

Jokes 3:
There's a ship were almost sink..people are required to throw their stuffs and things to keep alive and got 3 fellow, Japanese,Indonesian,and Malaysian..starting to throw away their stuff as for the Japanese throw away his gadget and the Malaysian asking him"why did you throw away your gadget?doesn't it expensive and hard to find it??" and the Japanese answered"in my country a lot of gadget around the corner"...next the Indonesian throw away his batik cloth and the Japanese said"why did you throw away those batik cloth as it looks beautiful?..the Indonesian told him"a lot of batik cloth in my country..!"...finally the Malaysian....he throw away the Indonesian!!The Japanese were shocked and ask the Malaysian.."Why!??Why did you throw the fellow??!"...the Malaysian proudly said.."There's a lot of Indonesian in my country..so i dint feel i need the Indonesian as my maid are Indonesian as well!!!" LOL wtf hHAHAHAH

Smile and Laugh with me, Dont hate me,
tDs-IS

SMM Grand Finale!!!AT Melaka!!!

Well, it was a shocking news!When they announce Grand Final SMM for this years gonna be at Melaka!! wohooo, i was surprised!I knew a lot of people would thought that SMM Grand Final gonna be held at KL as previous Grand Final was at Time Square...this time around Im gonna witness Grand Final SMM!Hope that can watch team like Razer.CGC (Ks`Int),Aeon(Ks`Sg with PPx,Tofu,iceice),Fnatic(Loda's team) and StarBoba!

Event: SMM Grand National DotA Tournament: Grand Finals 2009

When: November 27th, 28th, & 29th (3 days)

Where: A’Famosa – Cowboy Town: Function Hall

Room Reservation: RM 288: Family Suit (2 days)

Requirements: Top 4 Qualifying Champions (each state)

Grand Final Prizes:
Champion: RM 42,000 Cash + Trophy + sponsors product
1st Runner Up: RM 20,000 Cash + Trophy + sponsors product
2nd Runner Up: RM 13,000 Cash + Trophy + sponsors product
3rd Runner Up: RM 8,000 Cash + sponsors product
5th place: RM 2,000 Cash + sponsors product
6th place: RM 1,500 Cash + sponsors product
7th place: RM 1,300 Cash + sponsors product
8th place: RM 1,100 Cash + sponsors product

The epitome for DotA competitions worldwide just got a whole lot grandeur as Destination Malaysia rings aloud once more through all DotA airwaves around the world, angling passionately across every spectrum at DotArians wishing to grasp the rise of DotA stardom for state and country – paving way for the very exclusive SMM Grand National DotA Tournament: Grand Finals 2009 to reveal itself.

From last year’s commercial city of Kuala Lumpur now transcends a newer set of battleground for the year 2009 as SMM brings forth the historical city of Melaka into the DotA limelight, filling the grandeur scene with enriched cultural heritage and sightseeing wonders as the well renowned A’Famosa Resort invites you as current venue host to ride alongside this euphoric occasion – in the build up towards the impending SGNDT 09’: Grand Finals this coming November.

DotArians are now welcomed to spend the night at the A’Famosa Resort throughout the tournament 3 days stint with a discounted price set by SMM, offering a complimentary 2 days stay for the price of one (RM 288) at the hotel’s leisure family suite that comes fully furnished with a living room, a kitchen and 2 double-size beds – forming the best possible comfort zone to recuperate and refurbish DotA’s weary warriors, throughout the Grand Finals stage.

So give yourself a treat and enjoy the excitement with a whole lot of fun filled activities happening throughout your grand stay at the A'Famosa Resort and ease your gaming vibes with Cowboy Town’s local Theme Park and exclusive carnival activities awaiting your grand arrival.
With immense sightseeing and pictorial opportunity at every turn, all happening within the walls of the A’Famosa Resort at the SGNDT 09’: Grand Finals – we now await all incoming challenges with bated breath as we fasten our gaming seatbelt to witness the finest-hour in DotA competition worldwide.

Hotel reservations at the A’Famosa resort will be open for signing-up on the 24th of September 2009. Further details on the overall format & procedure will be disclosed shortly at our Official Website. International Participants interested in joining the SGNDT 09’ Grand Finals at the A’Famosa Resort can now make registrations at our SGNDT Registration Page @ International Participants. Upon registration, all International Teams will be short-listed based on eligibility and approval prior to confirmation and/or participation.

Own with me, Pawn with me,
tDs-IS

Pak Pandir...stupid as Mr.Bean??

This one is EPIC!!HAHAHAHAH

Warning 18SX Joke...

Pak Pandir baru jer kawin. Tapi punyalah bonggok si Pandir ni, pada malam pertama tak tau nak buat apa-apa. Jadi, Mak Mandir lah yg buat gerakan pertama...solo plak tuh. Mak Mandir pun bukak la bajunyer sampai habis.

Pak Pandir plak baru kali pertama tengok pompuan telanjang bulat.
Alangkah terkejutnya dia melihatkan ada kesan 'luka' pada celah peha Mak
Mandir. Lalu dipanggilnyer la doktor untuk menjahit luka Mak Mandir nih. Tapi
doktor ni pun satu, gian....dah naik stim tengok Mak Mandir dok bogel
tu lalu disuruhnya Pak Pandir keluar dan dia pun mulakan la 'kerja'kan
Mak Mandir.

Bila doktor tu dah blah, Pak Pandir pun pi tengok tapi 'benda' sama
jer, tak de kesan jahit pun!

Tapi bila dia letakkan tangan dia kat situ, dia rasa melekit. Lalu dia berkata "Celaka punya doktor. Aku soh dia jahit, dia gam jer!"

**HAHAHAHAHAHA!!One of my friend didnt get what it means! Hopefully u guys and girls understand!HAHAHAHAHAH

Pervert? , Wild jokes?,
tDs-IS

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Crows Zero ll

Ok, here is the DDL for Crows Zero ll movies...enjoyed...hopefully this would satisfy you guys..




Also known as: Kurozu Zero II

Language: Japanese

Subtitle: English (Soft-subbed)

Release Date: 2009

Genre: Action

Synopsis:

Several months after "Crows: Episode 0" trouble brews again when thugs known as "The Army of Killers" from rival high school Hosen Academy threaten Suzuran high aka the School of Crows.

The ruthless Hosen gang go after Suzuran alumni Sho Kawanishi (Shinnosuke Abe) after his released from reformatory for killing a Hosen member two years back. Kawanishi turns to his younger Suzuran gang members for protection. The Housen gang then seeks out right revenge on the entire Suzuran school, while in-fighting at Suzuran High makes them even more susceptible to the Housen threat.

Starring:

* Shun Oguri
* Meisa Kuroki
* Takayuki Yamada
* Kenta Kiritani
* Sousuke Takaoka

Priview:



Link:
part 01: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UK3PRQ5S
part 02: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UYPSGZUT
part 03: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=T0VD1TGY
part 04: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VNS8QPUY
part 05: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=EQ1FRGFR
part 06: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VWY82Q0G
part 07: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=GJU598V3
part 08: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=9AD9EIUH
part 09: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=DBDK3W1Q
part 10: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=GS64N8BU
part 11: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F6Q6O8X0
part 12: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=H9VFTCA6
part 13: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=U782PTBW
part 14: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=2QWB823B
part 15: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=T7YQZ72Z

**Download ALL parts and extract with WinRar before watching**

NOTE: If the file says "temporarily un-available" doesn't mean the file is dead. Megaupload server for that specific file is currently unavailable and will become available in a short period of time. Please give megaupload some time to fix those links and it will be come available. Thanks for your patience.

Fight with me, War with me,
tDs-IS

Monday, September 28, 2009

Good job Chelsea!

EPL :-
After 2 seasons ban from buying players,Chelsea which is team with 100% record came to an end after a defeat on weekend match against Wigan at DW stadium. A goal from D.Drogba just not enough to snatch a point after well display by Wigan with Titus Bramble,Hugo Rodallega (pen), and Paul Scharner goals. Other matches seem to be a clear result for big team where Torres "El-Nino" grab a hatrik and Robbie netted 4 goals. A second half supersub,Ryan Giggs, assist 2 goals to claim a 2-0 win over Stoke City while Arsenal's goal keeper,Vito Mannone perform superb quality of display to show top class of goal keeper he is when he saved over 7 attempt shot on goal.

Portsmouth 0 - 1 Everton
Blackburn Rovers 2 - 1 Aston Villa
Tottenham Hotspur 5 - 0 Burnley
Birmingham 1 - 2 Bolton Wanderers
Wigan Athletic 3 - 1 Chelsea
Stoke City 0 - 2 Manchester United
Liverpool 6 - 1 Hull City
Fulham 0 - 1 Arsenal

LaLiga :-
Real Madrid and Barcelona continue their fine run as they claim 5 successive win in their matches.

Real Madrid 3 - 0 Tenerife
Malaga 0 - 2 Barcelona

UCL :-
Here are the fixture of matches for this week:-
Tuesday, September 29, 2009

FK Rubin Kazan v Internazionale Group F
Arsenal v Olympiakos Group H
Rangers v Sevilla FC Group G
AZ Alkmaar v Standard Liege Group H
Fiorentina v Liverpool Group E*
Debrecen v Lyon Group E
Unirea Urziceni v VfB Stuttgart Group G
Barcelona v Dynamo Kiev Group F

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

CSKA Moscow v Besiktas Group B
AC Milan v FC Zürich Group C
Bordeaux v Maccabi Haifa Group A
Bayern Munich v Juventus Group A*
FC Porto v Atlético Madrid Group D
Real Madrid v Marseille Group C*
Apoel Nicosia v Chelsea Group D
Manchester United v VfL Wolfsburg Group B*

*Recommended match..I guess?

Play football with me, Scored a goal with me,
tDs-IS

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Why student get E in History..






Smile with me, Jokes with me,
tDs-IS

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Crows Zero

Ok! Some people asking me about this movies, and several of my friends ask for the DDL(Direct Download Link) for Crows Zero(Episode 1) movie...so here it is...enjoyed



Also known as: Kurôzu Zero

Language: Japanese

Subtitle: English (Hard-subbed)

Release Date: 2007

Genre: Action

Synopsis:

The students of Suzuran High compete for the King of School title. An ex-graduate yakuza is sent to kill the son of a criminal group, but he can't make himself to do it as he reminds him of his youth.

Starring:

* Shun Oguri as Genji Takaya
* Kyosuke Yabe as Ken Katagiri
* Meisa Kuroki as Luca Aizawa
* Takayuki Yamada as Tamao Serizawa
* Sansei Shiomi as Yoshinobu Kuroiwa

Preview:


Link:
Part 1: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZRGV8GU8
Part 2: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=DICDRHEW
Part 3: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=1VDVRSEL
Part 4: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=20WZ6VP7
Part 5: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6WFDVGUF
Part 6: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UGJKS7AO
Part 7: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=D3S6KCXW
Part 8: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=PV2FLOG1
**Download ALL parts and join with HJSplit before watching**

OST: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=I5HQLKZX

Greet me, Shake with me,
tDs-IS

Friday, September 18, 2009

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri....Maaf Zahir Batin

Assalamualaikum,
I would like to wish all my Muslim friends Selamat Hari Raya, Sorry berlori-lori ye~~~~, Maaf zahir Batin...drive safely,dont drink and drive HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~

Happy with me, Raya with me,
tDs-IS

2 friends....arghhhahahahah

Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ....

Apek:Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?

Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...

Apek: err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh..... manyak ploblem..

Ali: Apa problem?

Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aah... dia punya performance tadak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh ...

Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong... tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...

Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?

Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut...

Apek: err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??

Ali: woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha .... saya punya 6 inci laa..

Apek: Tiu nia ma.... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..

Ali: Cilaka apek ni.........nah tengok (opens his trousers).

Apek: Chee sin punya olang.......gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lupunya lanchiau..

Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..

Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka.. bolo punya olang..



Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la.....kasi susa saja.. Bukan potong zaka la..... Proton Saga........lah

HAHAHAHAH

Laugh with me, Smile with me,
tDs-IS

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Mother in law....

Sorry coz this story in Bahasa Malaysia...enjoy!

Ibu, Anak Dan Menantu

Suzana (nama sebenar)dan razman(nama sebenar) adalah pasangan yang paling bahagia dari sejak zaman sekolah..mereka sering kelihatan bersama di kantin, di dlm kelas mahupun waktu belajar di luar kelas...

Sesudah tamatnya zaman persekolahan, mereka menyambung pelajaran di sebuah U swasta yg terletak di sekitar kuala lumpur... mereka bagaikan belangkas yang x dapat di pisahkan lagi........ .tetapi dalam setiap percintaan mesti ada dugaan nya.. ‘


Salmah seorang ibu yg bengis & terlalu mengongkong keluarganya untuk mengikuti sgala kehendak nya.. Salmah adalah ibu kpd Suzana.


Pada suatu hari, Salmah mendapat tahu bahawa anak tunggalnya keluar dgn seorang lelaki iaitu Razman. Dia mendengar khabar itu drpd jiran2 nya. Salmah pun naik berang dan sgt marah terhadap Razman & mnyimpan dendam terhadap Razman..


Salmah sanggup memberhentikan pengajian anaknya dari belajar di U itu........dengan niat utk memisahkan mereka.


Setelah 3 bulan Suzana berhenti, datanglah Razman dgn rombongan meminangnya ke rumah Suzana. Ibu nya terpaksa akur dgn perhubungan percintaan mereka kerana menyedari bahawa jodoh anaknya itu memang kuat untuk Razman.


Setelah setahun berlalu mereka pan di ijab qabul kan ....... Mereka berdua bercadang hendak pergi honeymoon ke Pulau Tioman...... .tapi malang telah menimpa mereka.......


Razman dan Suzana telah mendapat kemalangan semasa dalam perjalanan ke Pulau Tioman. Salmah bertambah marah kerana kemalangan itu menyebabkan muka Suzana mengalami luka yang teruk sehingga kulit muka nya tersiat. Malah meninggalkan kesan yang amat menakutkan.. ....


Sejak kemalangan itu kebencian Salmah terhadap Razman begitu membuak2. Razman berasa kecewa akan sikap Ibu mertuanya... ...tambahan mengetahui berita tentang wajah isterinya anaknya menjadi cacat seumur hidup.


Razman cuba utk memperbaiki keadaan..... ...Razman bertemu dengan doktor bagi merawat muka isterinya dengan cara mendermakan kulitnya. Perkara ini Razman telah memohon agar doktor berjanji akan tidak menceritakan kepada isteri dan ibu mertuanya.


Setelah seminggu Suzana membuat pembedahan muka, Salmah begitu gembira melihat perkembangan muka anaknya dan memeluk cium muka anaknya. Namun dendamnya terhadap menantu tidak pernah padam. Doktor tersenyum melihat kegembiraan Suzana dan ibunya.


Salmah bertanya kepada doktor dengan penuh harapan siapakah insan yang sanggup mendermakan kulit untuk pembedahan muka anaknya. Doktor terdiam seketika lalu menjawab.... ...penderma tersebut menyuruh saya agar tidak memberitahu akan identitinya kepada puan. Salmah akur dan kecewa dengan jawapan dari doktor tersebut dan mencium muka anaknya berkali-kali.


............ .......... ....

Sebenarnya Doktor telah menyimpan rahsia Razman yang mana telah mendermakan kulit punggungnya untuk pembedahan muka isteri kesayangannya. Cuba lah kalau rahsia ini terbongkar dan Salmah (ibu mertuanya) tahu yang pipi anaknya di cium berkali-kali itu adalah kulit punggung menantunya yang dibenci. Macamana erkkk reaksi ibu mertua
LOL!

Cursing someone, Love someone,
tDs-IS

Monday, September 14, 2009

Jokes

Here some jokes for you guys but unfortunately its in Bahasa Malaysia..enjoy..HHAAHHH

Citer 1
Suami : Kenapa Sayang menangis?
Isteri : Saya telah baca sebuah buku. Sad endinglah bang..
Suami : Buku apa?
Isteri : Buku bank abanglah..

Citer 2
Aderla sorang lelaki datang ke sebuah rumah untuk meminta derma.. Derma untuk rumah orang-orang tua. seorang budak pun membuka pintu.
budak : derma ape bang?
lelaki : derma untuk rumah orang-orang tua.. adik ada apa-apa untuk didermakan?
budak : nanti jap.saya ambilkan atuk saya.
lelaki : ?????

Citer 3
Tunang Farid, Siti, menelefonnya untuk memutuskan pertunangan mereka.
Farid : Mengapa?
Siti : Saya dah bosan ngan awak. saya dah ada teman baru. Sebelum tu awak mesti kembalikan semua gambar saya.
Farid : Ok. Tapi saya tak ingatlah yang mana satu gambar awak, Nanti awak pilihlah sendiri.. Yang selebihnya kembalikan kepada saya.
Siti : Erkkkkkk........ Benci .........

Citer 4
3 org menaiki motor dan ditahan polis trafik. Namun pemandu motor tersebut tidak berhenti.. Katanya, 'Tak Muat Dah Tok, Kami dah bertiga!!!

Citer 5
Citer ni member aku yg beritau. Sampai nak pecah perut dibuatnya. It happen at Jalan Loke Yew. Satu malam tu kawan pompuan ni la, dia baru jer balik dari party, tak tahu how many glasses dia minum ler
tapi memang dia betul-betul mabuk. So masa on the way home she got blocked from the police officer and asked for her driving license and so on but unfortunately at the same time tu, there was an accident happen a cross the road. Quite major jugaklah accident and the policeman leave her and rushed to the
accident scene.So this stupid girl dah gabra tak tahu nak buat camne, she just ran off back to her car and head straight back home in Klang.
So the next morning polis datang ketuk pintu rumah dia dan polis tu tanya dia, "AWAK PEGI MANA MALAM SEMALAM?" Pompuan ni pulak jawab, "TAK KEMANA ENCIK. SAYA KAT RUMAH JER.
" So polis tu tanya lagi, "BETUL KER???" Pompuan tu jawab, "BETUL ENCIK. SUMPAH SAYA TAK GI MANA2, TANYA LER NGAN HOUSEMATE SAYA." So polis tu kata, "YE KER? (sambil tergelak) MARI SINI, KELUAR JAP" Lepas tu polis tu tunjuk, "HA!!! ITU KETA SAPA TU??" Pompuan tu macam nak pengsan sebab dia dah terbawak keta polis yg malam tadi balik rumah, dia ingat keta dia sebab kaler sama warna putih (wira) cuma keta dia takde sticker polis kat tepi pintu jer. Tak pasal2 kena saman RM1000 dan gantung lesen 1 tahun.

Citer 6
Seorang Tok Batin baru membeli motorsikal Honda dan kebetulan pada jalan pulang terserempak dengan kawanya yang ingin menumpang, lalu ditumpangkan kawanya itu. Dalam perjalanan kawannya merasakan Tok Batin hanya mengunakan gear 1 sahaja lalu bertanyalah kawanya itu,
Kawan Tok Batin : Kenapak kamu hanya pakai gear 1 sahaja.
Tok Batin : Kalau rosak 1 gear ada 2 lagi gear.
Kawan Tok Batin : ????????

Citer 7
Seorang posmen yang datang menghantar surat .
" Assalamualaikum "
" Walaikumsalam "
" Ni rumah encik Sameon ye?
" Ya saya"
" Poning kepala saya mencari alamat rumah encik ni "
" Buat susah aje encik nie! Apsal tak pos aje?"

Citer 8
Orang Asli Dan Polis
orang asli : selamat pagi tuan
polis : selamat pagi
polis : apa hal
orang asli : saya nak buat repot tuan
polis : fasal apa tu
orang asli : kawan saya di baham harimau
polis : pukul berapa
orang asli : dia tak pukul, terkam
polis : habis?
orang asli : tak habis, tinggal kepala

Citer 9
Seorang lelaki pergi ke klinik mata. Setelah matanya diperiksa, dia bertanya: " Doktor, lepas pakai cermin mata nanti, boleh ke saya membaca macam orang lain?" "Dah tentu, " jawab doktor. "Oh, gembiranya.
Dah lama saya buta huruf, akhirnya boleh juga saya membaca," kata lelaki itu dengan riang.

Citer 10
Sebaik sahaja mengambil tempat duduk di ruang menunggu sebuah klinik, Shan terpandang Amin sedang menangis teresak-esak. Dia segera mendekati
Amin. : Shan Kenapa menangis?
Amin : Saya datang untuk ujian darah.
Shan : Awak takut ke?
Amin : Bukan itu sebabnya. Semasa ujian darah dijalankan, mereka telah terpotong jari saya.
(Mendengarkan penjelasan Amin, Shan menangis.)
Amin : Eh, kenapa pula awak menangis?
Shan : Saya datang untuk ujian air kencing...

Citer 11
Seorang atok membawa cucunya ke pejabat pos untuk menghantar surat . Cucunya bertanya bila melihat atoknya memasukkan surat ke dalam tong berwarna merah.
"Atok buat apa tu?".
"Atok bagi surat kat kawan atok,cu!" jawap atoknya.
Cucunya bertanya lagi, "Apa bangang sangat kawan atok duduk dalam tong merah tu?"

Citer 12
Seorang pegawai polis masuk ke bilik mayat sebuah hospital untuk menyiasat punca kematian tiga lelaki sekaligus. Selepas memeriksa mayat-mayat itu, dia bertanya kepada penjaga bilik berkenaan.
Polis : Mengapa ketiga-tiga mayat tersenyum?
Penjaga : Lelaki pertama sedang bersanding, apabila tiba2 diserang strok. Lelaki kedua pula khabarnya menang loteri dan mati serangan sakit jantung manakala yg ketiga disambar petir.
Polis : Hah! Kenapa disambar petir pun tersenyum?
Penjaga : Masa tu dia ingat orang sedang ambil gambarnya..

Like me, Grab me,
tDs-IS

Ramadhan Al-Mubarak...

Suppose Ramadhan Al-Mubarak should be fasting month for all Muslims. In Melaka, there's a lot of bazaar around Ayer keroh,Batu Berendam,Peringgit. Mostly I went to Peringgit with my fellow tDs friends sometimes with my housemates and sometimes with my sister. Actually I wanna go with tDs members most of the time but.....but....but.......HAHAHAHHAHAA...the time we finish sahur actually about 5.30am...got 1 day i went to tDs(Tempat Duduk Syaitan HHAAHHA)house at 7am to watch Tatta Hitotsu no Koi...got 2 syaitans eating at 7am. What? 7am??Didn't I mention earlier time that we finish sahur 5.30am?? OK!HOLYSHIT!HAHAHAHHAHA..

The question: Who is those 2 syaitans??
a)Hyunsuk and Fatal
b)CaesarX and Hyunsuk
c)Topshop and Fatal

Ok...the next few days, got another syaitan went to KFC at lunch time to buy combo meal!!HAHAHAHAHAHA but of course that syaitan from another house but still he went to "Tempat Duduk Syaitan" house to eat.

The question: Who is that syaitan??
a)tDs-IS
b)CaesarX
c)Kyoriam
d)Apit

Love me, Kiss me,
tDs-IS

History of my Dota life ll

Well, before I'm in tDs-Destiny (tDs1), Zed alongside with myself use to be tDs-Wanderer (tDs2) members consists of Zed,tDs-IS,Kampinto,Buster, and Antabax. The name of "Wanderer" actually came from Anatabax...since he's the 1 registered our team for MMU open tournament at that time HHAHAHAH!But unfortunately, we lose in 1st round. As for the revenge, our beloved tDs-Destiny did the damage when they beat the team that defeated us in 1st round. tDs-Destiny members are Mth, tDs-Fatal,tDs-Hyunsuk,tDs-CaesarX,Topshop. They all were original old tDs-Destiny. But still, it was OPEN tournament they lose to Retired Player Club (rpc) where the members are gosukev, and ex-Wn`Sk leader,Ben.
As for the next tournament, Zed and myself join tDs-Destiny to compete in MMU Closed tournament that we think we might get a better chance to at least reach the top 3 or final. With Mth,tDs-Fatal,Zed,tDs-Hyunsuk and tDs-IS in tDs-Destiny, it seems like pretty good lineup for tDs to reach final.
Here some of the pictures..........


Mth alone coz others lepak behind laughing hahahaha


Me playing

From Left : Hyunsuk,Zed,Mth,Fatal

Laugh with me, Dance with me,
tDs-IS

Friday, September 11, 2009

History and Tragedy Hyunsuk's PC!!

Basically tDs-Hyunsuk a.k.a Slideways were my close friends including tDs-Fatal,Topshop and tDs-Ashlan a.k.a Bluei. In 2005, I always played Dota using Hyunsuk's pc. At that time, Hyunsuk's pc "hou lan geng" lo compared with Fatal's pc(mouse kecik pastu suke lari + keyboard berdaki hahaha) and Topshop's pc(mouse besar+desktop full of item hahhaa). Everytime when I lepak at their house, 100% im gonna play at "hou lan geng" pc. In that pc also got a lot of "stuff"(dont ask! hahhaa). Usually after Hyunsuk and Kyoriam skip Digital class and sleep together behind me, Im the 1 who using the pc. Oh yea my house got no internet at that time but only got astro so thats why i play dota online(blueserver) at their house. One day, not one day la this "fellow" everytime oso menyemak using hyunsuk's pc HAHAHAHA, this "fellow" usually checkout "stuff" in the pc. Got 1 day Fatal told me the "fellow" masturbate infront of Hyunsuk's pc when Fatal at that time WAS in the room on the bed act like sleeping. I was like WTF?But there's NO EVIDENCE! HHAHAHAHAHA. I was thought maybe just a fake story by Fatal. After trimester break when this "fellow" lepak at Hyunsuk's house(hyunsuk house including fatal,hyunsuk,topshop and bluei) for about 3 weeks, Hyunsuk found something "JELLY" on his keyboard!Then he took kain buruk cleanup the "JELLY" at the same time Hyunsuk smell it as well. AIR MANI SUDEY! HAHAHAAHHAAHAHHA. WTF man. GROSSSSSSS! Hyunsuk all night long figure and wondering who's "JELLY" are on my keyboard!??

The Question: Who's "Jelly" is it??
a)tDs-IS a.k.a me?
b)tDs-Fatal?
c)Topshop?
d)Caesarx?
e)Bluei?
f)Kyoriam?

After we figure out who's "JELLY" are....the"fellow" proudly said..."kau patut bangge ader cop mohor aku" WTFFFFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHA
Topshop told us...AIR MANI SUDEY HYUNSUK! HAHAHAHAH
After that tragedy....I seldom using Hyunsuk's pc becoz of that "Jelly".

P/S: Of course Hyunsuk still using those keyboard till now!HAHAHAHHA

Hold me, Hug me,
tDs-IS

History of my Dota Life!

Well, Im gonna tell u guys about my simple life back in 2002. The year of 2002 where all tDs members entered MMU. What?2002?Guess we're old enough :-( ! hahaha But there's a lot of memory between us. I started to play DOTA in 2005 when my friend ssssssaiden(pejal) introduce it to me and my housemate at that time. Surely I was supernoob once. I've been bullied by all tDs members coz at that time Im just a newbie and Im not part of tDs yet. I became freak when i played for about 16 hours nonstop(well thats my record tho) using Slideways's a.k.a tDs-Hyunsuk's pc.
It tooks me 2 month to reach tDs level but still cannot pawn tDs-Fatal,tDs-MTH,tDs-Hyunsuk(probably my sifu that time haha),tDs-Alyaa a.k.a Topshop,Zed, CaesarX and Kampinto. Damn you guys! After about 4 years playing Dota together, we've been achived several trophy and prize .Of course our great achivement was 3rd place as always HHAHAHA. Last our tournament together was at MMU Melaka open where we grab 3rd place with prize money rm750. It was a sweet memory with our teammate at that time Fatal,Slideways,Mth,Caesar,and Me......I was hoping that maybe 1 day we could play one more time in competetive tournament. Finally, it seems like we all busy with studies and work. To be continue.......


Curse Me,Love Me, Hate Me,
tDs-IS