Old school jokes!

Jokes 1:
There's 3 person, Malaysian,American,Britain. They compete in archery match where 1 girl standing with an apple on top of her head. An American shot hit the apple and said "I'm a Rambo!!". American proud of their hero which is Rambo. After the American,the British try his luck and hit the apple as well and he scream "I'm Robin Hood!". British proud of their epic story of Robin Hood. But finally came to Malaysian shot...but unfortunately hit the girl's eye and he said..."I'm sorry"...shows you,Malaysia got no hero LOL.

Jokes 2:
In Spain there's a sport they called bull fighting where the matador with red cloth fighting the bull 1 vs 1!Got this 1 restaurant always cooked soup of bull's penis...its delicious and a lot people love the soup. After the bull died on the hand of the matador,the restaurant took the dead bull and cooked the penis soup. 1 day got 1 regular customer unsatisfied with the soup and he called the waitress .."why the penis in this soup is smaller than before but the bill still the same??"...the waitress said..."not all matador win...." LOOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHAHA
**need some explanation??...those penis not bull's penis but the matador's penis!!LOL

Jokes 3:
There's a ship were almost sink..people are required to throw their stuffs and things to keep alive and got 3 fellow, Japanese,Indonesian,and Malaysian..starting to throw away their stuff as for the Japanese throw away his gadget and the Malaysian asking him"why did you throw away your gadget?doesn't it expensive and hard to find it??" and the Japanese answered"in my country a lot of gadget around the corner"...next the Indonesian throw away his batik cloth and the Japanese said"why did you throw away those batik cloth as it looks beautiful?..the Indonesian told him"a lot of batik cloth in my country..!"...finally the Malaysian....he throw away the Indonesian!!The Japanese were shocked and ask the Malaysian.."Why!??Why did you throw the fellow??!"...the Malaysian proudly said.."There's a lot of Indonesian in my country..so i dint feel i need the Indonesian as my maid are Indonesian as well!!!" LOL wtf hHAHAHAH

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tDs-IS