Jokes 1:
There's 3 person, Malaysian,American,Britain. They compete in archery match where 1 girl standing with an apple on top of her head. An American shot hit the apple and said "I'm a Rambo!!". American proud of their hero which is Rambo. After the American,the British try his luck and hit the apple as well and he scream "I'm Robin Hood!". British proud of their epic story of Robin Hood. But finally came to Malaysian shot...but unfortunately hit the girl's eye and he said..."I'm sorry"...shows you,Malaysia got no hero LOL.
Jokes 2:
In Spain there's a sport they called bull fighting where the matador with red cloth fighting the bull 1 vs 1!Got this 1 restaurant always cooked soup of bull's penis...its delicious and a lot people love the soup. After the bull died on the hand of the matador,the restaurant took the dead bull and cooked the penis soup. 1 day got 1 regular customer unsatisfied with the soup and he called the waitress .."why the penis in this soup is smaller than before but the bill still the same??"...the waitress said..."not all matador win...." LOOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHAHA
**need some explanation??...those penis not bull's penis but the matador's penis!!LOL
Jokes 3:
There's a ship were almost sink..people are required to throw their stuffs and things to keep alive and got 3 fellow, Japanese,Indonesian,and Malaysian..starting to throw away their stuff as for the Japanese throw away his gadget and the Malaysian asking him"why did you throw away your gadget?doesn't it expensive and hard to find it??" and the Japanese answered"in my country a lot of gadget around the corner"...next the Indonesian throw away his batik cloth and the Japanese said"why did you throw away those batik cloth as it looks beautiful?..the Indonesian told him"a lot of batik cloth in my country..!"...finally the Malaysian....he throw away the Indonesian!!The Japanese were shocked and ask the Malaysian.."Why!??Why did you throw the fellow??!"...the Malaysian proudly said.."There's a lot of Indonesian in my country..so i dint feel i need the Indonesian as my maid are Indonesian as well!!!" LOL wtf hHAHAHAH
Smile and Laugh with me, Dont hate me,
tDs-IS
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
SMM Grand Finale!!!AT Melaka!!!
Well, it was a shocking news!When they announce Grand Final SMM for this years gonna be at Melaka!! wohooo, i was surprised!I knew a lot of people would thought that SMM Grand Final gonna be held at KL as previous Grand Final was at Time Square...this time around Im gonna witness Grand Final SMM!Hope that can watch team like Razer.CGC (Ks`Int),Aeon(Ks`Sg with PPx,Tofu,iceice),Fnatic(Loda's team) and StarBoba!
Event: SMM Grand National DotA Tournament: Grand Finals 2009
When: November 27th, 28th, & 29th (3 days)
Where: A’Famosa – Cowboy Town: Function Hall
Room Reservation: RM 288: Family Suit (2 days)
Requirements: Top 4 Qualifying Champions (each state)
Grand Final Prizes:
Champion: RM 42,000 Cash + Trophy + sponsors product
1st Runner Up: RM 20,000 Cash + Trophy + sponsors product
2nd Runner Up: RM 13,000 Cash + Trophy + sponsors product
3rd Runner Up: RM 8,000 Cash + sponsors product
5th place: RM 2,000 Cash + sponsors product
6th place: RM 1,500 Cash + sponsors product
7th place: RM 1,300 Cash + sponsors product
8th place: RM 1,100 Cash + sponsors product
The epitome for DotA competitions worldwide just got a whole lot grandeur as Destination Malaysia rings aloud once more through all DotA airwaves around the world, angling passionately across every spectrum at DotArians wishing to grasp the rise of DotA stardom for state and country – paving way for the very exclusive SMM Grand National DotA Tournament: Grand Finals 2009 to reveal itself.
From last year’s commercial city of Kuala Lumpur now transcends a newer set of battleground for the year 2009 as SMM brings forth the historical city of Melaka into the DotA limelight, filling the grandeur scene with enriched cultural heritage and sightseeing wonders as the well renowned A’Famosa Resort invites you as current venue host to ride alongside this euphoric occasion – in the build up towards the impending SGNDT 09’: Grand Finals this coming November.
DotArians are now welcomed to spend the night at the A’Famosa Resort throughout the tournament 3 days stint with a discounted price set by SMM, offering a complimentary 2 days stay for the price of one (RM 288) at the hotel’s leisure family suite that comes fully furnished with a living room, a kitchen and 2 double-size beds – forming the best possible comfort zone to recuperate and refurbish DotA’s weary warriors, throughout the Grand Finals stage.
So give yourself a treat and enjoy the excitement with a whole lot of fun filled activities happening throughout your grand stay at the A'Famosa Resort and ease your gaming vibes with Cowboy Town’s local Theme Park and exclusive carnival activities awaiting your grand arrival.
With immense sightseeing and pictorial opportunity at every turn, all happening within the walls of the A’Famosa Resort at the SGNDT 09’: Grand Finals – we now await all incoming challenges with bated breath as we fasten our gaming seatbelt to witness the finest-hour in DotA competition worldwide.
Hotel reservations at the A’Famosa resort will be open for signing-up on the 24th of September 2009. Further details on the overall format & procedure will be disclosed shortly at our Official Website. International Participants interested in joining the SGNDT 09’ Grand Finals at the A’Famosa Resort can now make registrations at our SGNDT Registration Page @ International Participants. Upon registration, all International Teams will be short-listed based on eligibility and approval prior to confirmation and/or participation.
Own with me, Pawn with me,
tDs-IS
Event: SMM Grand National DotA Tournament: Grand Finals 2009
When: November 27th, 28th, & 29th (3 days)
Where: A’Famosa – Cowboy Town: Function Hall
Room Reservation: RM 288: Family Suit (2 days)
Requirements: Top 4 Qualifying Champions (each state)
Grand Final Prizes:
Champion: RM 42,000 Cash + Trophy + sponsors product
1st Runner Up: RM 20,000 Cash + Trophy + sponsors product
2nd Runner Up: RM 13,000 Cash + Trophy + sponsors product
3rd Runner Up: RM 8,000 Cash + sponsors product
5th place: RM 2,000 Cash + sponsors product
6th place: RM 1,500 Cash + sponsors product
7th place: RM 1,300 Cash + sponsors product
8th place: RM 1,100 Cash + sponsors product
The epitome for DotA competitions worldwide just got a whole lot grandeur as Destination Malaysia rings aloud once more through all DotA airwaves around the world, angling passionately across every spectrum at DotArians wishing to grasp the rise of DotA stardom for state and country – paving way for the very exclusive SMM Grand National DotA Tournament: Grand Finals 2009 to reveal itself.
From last year’s commercial city of Kuala Lumpur now transcends a newer set of battleground for the year 2009 as SMM brings forth the historical city of Melaka into the DotA limelight, filling the grandeur scene with enriched cultural heritage and sightseeing wonders as the well renowned A’Famosa Resort invites you as current venue host to ride alongside this euphoric occasion – in the build up towards the impending SGNDT 09’: Grand Finals this coming November.
DotArians are now welcomed to spend the night at the A’Famosa Resort throughout the tournament 3 days stint with a discounted price set by SMM, offering a complimentary 2 days stay for the price of one (RM 288) at the hotel’s leisure family suite that comes fully furnished with a living room, a kitchen and 2 double-size beds – forming the best possible comfort zone to recuperate and refurbish DotA’s weary warriors, throughout the Grand Finals stage.
So give yourself a treat and enjoy the excitement with a whole lot of fun filled activities happening throughout your grand stay at the A'Famosa Resort and ease your gaming vibes with Cowboy Town’s local Theme Park and exclusive carnival activities awaiting your grand arrival.
With immense sightseeing and pictorial opportunity at every turn, all happening within the walls of the A’Famosa Resort at the SGNDT 09’: Grand Finals – we now await all incoming challenges with bated breath as we fasten our gaming seatbelt to witness the finest-hour in DotA competition worldwide.
Hotel reservations at the A’Famosa resort will be open for signing-up on the 24th of September 2009. Further details on the overall format & procedure will be disclosed shortly at our Official Website. International Participants interested in joining the SGNDT 09’ Grand Finals at the A’Famosa Resort can now make registrations at our SGNDT Registration Page @ International Participants. Upon registration, all International Teams will be short-listed based on eligibility and approval prior to confirmation and/or participation.
Own with me, Pawn with me,
tDs-IS
Pak Pandir...stupid as Mr.Bean??
This one is EPIC!!HAHAHAHAH
Warning 18SX Joke...
Pak Pandir baru jer kawin. Tapi punyalah bonggok si Pandir ni, pada malam pertama tak tau nak buat apa-apa. Jadi, Mak Mandir lah yg buat gerakan pertama...solo plak tuh. Mak Mandir pun bukak la bajunyer sampai habis.
Pak Pandir plak baru kali pertama tengok pompuan telanjang bulat.
Alangkah terkejutnya dia melihatkan ada kesan 'luka' pada celah peha Mak
Mandir. Lalu dipanggilnyer la doktor untuk menjahit luka Mak Mandir nih. Tapi
doktor ni pun satu, gian....dah naik stim tengok Mak Mandir dok bogel
tu lalu disuruhnya Pak Pandir keluar dan dia pun mulakan la 'kerja'kan
Mak Mandir.
Bila doktor tu dah blah, Pak Pandir pun pi tengok tapi 'benda' sama
jer, tak de kesan jahit pun!
Tapi bila dia letakkan tangan dia kat situ, dia rasa melekit. Lalu dia berkata "Celaka punya doktor. Aku soh dia jahit, dia gam jer!"
**HAHAHAHAHAHA!!One of my friend didnt get what it means! Hopefully u guys and girls understand!HAHAHAHAHAH
Pervert? , Wild jokes?,
tDs-IS
Warning 18SX Joke...
Pak Pandir baru jer kawin. Tapi punyalah bonggok si Pandir ni, pada malam pertama tak tau nak buat apa-apa. Jadi, Mak Mandir lah yg buat gerakan pertama...solo plak tuh. Mak Mandir pun bukak la bajunyer sampai habis.
Pak Pandir plak baru kali pertama tengok pompuan telanjang bulat.
Alangkah terkejutnya dia melihatkan ada kesan 'luka' pada celah peha Mak
Mandir. Lalu dipanggilnyer la doktor untuk menjahit luka Mak Mandir nih. Tapi
doktor ni pun satu, gian....dah naik stim tengok Mak Mandir dok bogel
tu lalu disuruhnya Pak Pandir keluar dan dia pun mulakan la 'kerja'kan
Mak Mandir.
Bila doktor tu dah blah, Pak Pandir pun pi tengok tapi 'benda' sama
jer, tak de kesan jahit pun!
Tapi bila dia letakkan tangan dia kat situ, dia rasa melekit. Lalu dia berkata "Celaka punya doktor. Aku soh dia jahit, dia gam jer!"
**HAHAHAHAHAHA!!One of my friend didnt get what it means! Hopefully u guys and girls understand!HAHAHAHAHAH
Pervert? , Wild jokes?,
tDs-IS
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Crows Zero ll
Ok, here is the DDL for Crows Zero ll movies...enjoyed...hopefully this would satisfy you guys..
Also known as: Kurozu Zero II
Language: Japanese
Subtitle: English (Soft-subbed)
Release Date: 2009
Genre: Action
Synopsis:
Several months after "Crows: Episode 0" trouble brews again when thugs known as "The Army of Killers" from rival high school Hosen Academy threaten Suzuran high aka the School of Crows.
The ruthless Hosen gang go after Suzuran alumni Sho Kawanishi (Shinnosuke Abe) after his released from reformatory for killing a Hosen member two years back. Kawanishi turns to his younger Suzuran gang members for protection. The Housen gang then seeks out right revenge on the entire Suzuran school, while in-fighting at Suzuran High makes them even more susceptible to the Housen threat.
Starring:
* Shun Oguri
* Meisa Kuroki
* Takayuki Yamada
* Kenta Kiritani
* Sousuke Takaoka
Priview:
Link:
part 01: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UK3PRQ5S
part 02: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UYPSGZUT
part 03: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=T0VD1TGY
part 04: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VNS8QPUY
part 05: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=EQ1FRGFR
part 06: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VWY82Q0G
part 07: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=GJU598V3
part 08: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=9AD9EIUH
part 09: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=DBDK3W1Q
part 10: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=GS64N8BU
part 11: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F6Q6O8X0
part 12: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=H9VFTCA6
part 13: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=U782PTBW
part 14: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=2QWB823B
part 15: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=T7YQZ72Z
**Download ALL parts and extract with WinRar before watching**
NOTE: If the file says "temporarily un-available" doesn't mean the file is dead. Megaupload server for that specific file is currently unavailable and will become available in a short period of time. Please give megaupload some time to fix those links and it will be come available. Thanks for your patience.
Fight with me, War with me,
tDs-IS
Also known as: Kurozu Zero II
Language: Japanese
Subtitle: English (Soft-subbed)
Release Date: 2009
Genre: Action
Synopsis:
Several months after "Crows: Episode 0" trouble brews again when thugs known as "The Army of Killers" from rival high school Hosen Academy threaten Suzuran high aka the School of Crows.
The ruthless Hosen gang go after Suzuran alumni Sho Kawanishi (Shinnosuke Abe) after his released from reformatory for killing a Hosen member two years back. Kawanishi turns to his younger Suzuran gang members for protection. The Housen gang then seeks out right revenge on the entire Suzuran school, while in-fighting at Suzuran High makes them even more susceptible to the Housen threat.
Starring:
* Shun Oguri
* Meisa Kuroki
* Takayuki Yamada
* Kenta Kiritani
* Sousuke Takaoka
Priview:
Link:
part 01: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UK3PRQ5S
part 02: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UYPSGZUT
part 03: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=T0VD1TGY
part 04: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VNS8QPUY
part 05: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=EQ1FRGFR
part 06: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VWY82Q0G
part 07: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=GJU598V3
part 08: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=9AD9EIUH
part 09: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=DBDK3W1Q
part 10: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=GS64N8BU
part 11: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F6Q6O8X0
part 12: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=H9VFTCA6
part 13: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=U782PTBW
part 14: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=2QWB823B
part 15: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=T7YQZ72Z
**Download ALL parts and extract with WinRar before watching**
NOTE: If the file says "temporarily un-available" doesn't mean the file is dead. Megaupload server for that specific file is currently unavailable and will become available in a short period of time. Please give megaupload some time to fix those links and it will be come available. Thanks for your patience.
Fight with me, War with me,
tDs-IS
Monday, September 28, 2009
Good job Chelsea!
EPL :-
After 2 seasons ban from buying players,Chelsea which is team with 100% record came to an end after a defeat on weekend match against Wigan at DW stadium. A goal from D.Drogba just not enough to snatch a point after well display by Wigan with Titus Bramble,Hugo Rodallega (pen), and Paul Scharner goals. Other matches seem to be a clear result for big team where Torres "El-Nino" grab a hatrik and Robbie netted 4 goals. A second half supersub,Ryan Giggs, assist 2 goals to claim a 2-0 win over Stoke City while Arsenal's goal keeper,Vito Mannone perform superb quality of display to show top class of goal keeper he is when he saved over 7 attempt shot on goal.
Portsmouth 0 - 1 Everton
Blackburn Rovers 2 - 1 Aston Villa
Tottenham Hotspur 5 - 0 Burnley
Birmingham 1 - 2 Bolton Wanderers
Wigan Athletic 3 - 1 Chelsea
Stoke City 0 - 2 Manchester United
Liverpool 6 - 1 Hull City
Fulham 0 - 1 Arsenal
LaLiga :-
Real Madrid and Barcelona continue their fine run as they claim 5 successive win in their matches.
Real Madrid 3 - 0 Tenerife
Malaga 0 - 2 Barcelona
UCL :-
Here are the fixture of matches for this week:-
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
FK Rubin Kazan v Internazionale Group F
Arsenal v Olympiakos Group H
Rangers v Sevilla FC Group G
AZ Alkmaar v Standard Liege Group H
Fiorentina v Liverpool Group E*
Debrecen v Lyon Group E
Unirea Urziceni v VfB Stuttgart Group G
Barcelona v Dynamo Kiev Group F
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
CSKA Moscow v Besiktas Group B
AC Milan v FC Zürich Group C
Bordeaux v Maccabi Haifa Group A
Bayern Munich v Juventus Group A*
FC Porto v Atlético Madrid Group D
Real Madrid v Marseille Group C*
Apoel Nicosia v Chelsea Group D
Manchester United v VfL Wolfsburg Group B*
*Recommended match..I guess?
Play football with me, Scored a goal with me,
tDs-IS
After 2 seasons ban from buying players,Chelsea which is team with 100% record came to an end after a defeat on weekend match against Wigan at DW stadium. A goal from D.Drogba just not enough to snatch a point after well display by Wigan with Titus Bramble,Hugo Rodallega (pen), and Paul Scharner goals. Other matches seem to be a clear result for big team where Torres "El-Nino" grab a hatrik and Robbie netted 4 goals. A second half supersub,Ryan Giggs, assist 2 goals to claim a 2-0 win over Stoke City while Arsenal's goal keeper,Vito Mannone perform superb quality of display to show top class of goal keeper he is when he saved over 7 attempt shot on goal.
Portsmouth 0 - 1 Everton
Blackburn Rovers 2 - 1 Aston Villa
Tottenham Hotspur 5 - 0 Burnley
Birmingham 1 - 2 Bolton Wanderers
Wigan Athletic 3 - 1 Chelsea
Stoke City 0 - 2 Manchester United
Liverpool 6 - 1 Hull City
Fulham 0 - 1 Arsenal
LaLiga :-
Real Madrid and Barcelona continue their fine run as they claim 5 successive win in their matches.
Real Madrid 3 - 0 Tenerife
Malaga 0 - 2 Barcelona
UCL :-
Here are the fixture of matches for this week:-
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
FK Rubin Kazan v Internazionale Group F
Arsenal v Olympiakos Group H
Rangers v Sevilla FC Group G
AZ Alkmaar v Standard Liege Group H
Fiorentina v Liverpool Group E*
Debrecen v Lyon Group E
Unirea Urziceni v VfB Stuttgart Group G
Barcelona v Dynamo Kiev Group F
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
CSKA Moscow v Besiktas Group B
AC Milan v FC Zürich Group C
Bordeaux v Maccabi Haifa Group A
Bayern Munich v Juventus Group A*
FC Porto v Atlético Madrid Group D
Real Madrid v Marseille Group C*
Apoel Nicosia v Chelsea Group D
Manchester United v VfL Wolfsburg Group B*
*Recommended match..I guess?
Play football with me, Scored a goal with me,
tDs-IS
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Crows Zero
Ok! Some people asking me about this movies, and several of my friends ask for the DDL(Direct Download Link) for Crows Zero(Episode 1) movie...so here it is...enjoyed
Also known as: Kurôzu Zero
Language: Japanese
Subtitle: English (Hard-subbed)
Release Date: 2007
Genre: Action
Synopsis:
The students of Suzuran High compete for the King of School title. An ex-graduate yakuza is sent to kill the son of a criminal group, but he can't make himself to do it as he reminds him of his youth.
Starring:
* Shun Oguri as Genji Takaya
* Kyosuke Yabe as Ken Katagiri
* Meisa Kuroki as Luca Aizawa
* Takayuki Yamada as Tamao Serizawa
* Sansei Shiomi as Yoshinobu Kuroiwa
Preview:
Link:
Part 1: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZRGV8GU8
Part 2: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=DICDRHEW
Part 3: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=1VDVRSEL
Part 4: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=20WZ6VP7
Part 5: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6WFDVGUF
Part 6: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UGJKS7AO
Part 7: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=D3S6KCXW
Part 8: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=PV2FLOG1
**Download ALL parts and join with HJSplit before watching**
OST: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=I5HQLKZX
Greet me, Shake with me,
tDs-IS
Also known as: Kurôzu Zero
Language: Japanese
Subtitle: English (Hard-subbed)
Release Date: 2007
Genre: Action
Synopsis:
The students of Suzuran High compete for the King of School title. An ex-graduate yakuza is sent to kill the son of a criminal group, but he can't make himself to do it as he reminds him of his youth.
Starring:
* Shun Oguri as Genji Takaya
* Kyosuke Yabe as Ken Katagiri
* Meisa Kuroki as Luca Aizawa
* Takayuki Yamada as Tamao Serizawa
* Sansei Shiomi as Yoshinobu Kuroiwa
Preview:
Link:
Part 1: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZRGV8GU8
Part 2: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=DICDRHEW
Part 3: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=1VDVRSEL
Part 4: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=20WZ6VP7
Part 5: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6WFDVGUF
Part 6: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UGJKS7AO
Part 7: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=D3S6KCXW
Part 8: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=PV2FLOG1
**Download ALL parts and join with HJSplit before watching**
OST: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=I5HQLKZX
Greet me, Shake with me,
tDs-IS
Friday, September 18, 2009
Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri....Maaf Zahir Batin
Assalamualaikum,
I would like to wish all my Muslim friends Selamat Hari Raya, Sorry berlori-lori ye~~~~, Maaf zahir Batin...drive safely,dont drink and drive HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~
Happy with me, Raya with me,
tDs-IS
I would like to wish all my Muslim friends Selamat Hari Raya, Sorry berlori-lori ye~~~~, Maaf zahir Batin...drive safely,dont drink and drive HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~
Happy with me, Raya with me,
tDs-IS
2 friends....arghhhahahahah
Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ....
Apek:Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...
Apek: err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh..... manyak ploblem..
Ali: Apa problem?
Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aah... dia punya performance tadak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh ...
Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong... tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...
Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut...
Apek: err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali: woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha .... saya punya 6 inci laa..
Apek: Tiu nia ma.... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali: Cilaka apek ni.........nah tengok (opens his trousers).
Apek: Chee sin punya olang.......gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lupunya lanchiau..
Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..
Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka.. bolo punya olang..
Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la.....kasi susa saja.. Bukan potong zaka la..... Proton Saga........lah
HAHAHAHAH
Laugh with me, Smile with me,
tDs-IS
Apek:Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...
Apek: err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh..... manyak ploblem..
Ali: Apa problem?
Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aah... dia punya performance tadak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh ...
Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong... tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...
Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut...
Apek: err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali: woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha .... saya punya 6 inci laa..
Apek: Tiu nia ma.... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali: Cilaka apek ni.........nah tengok (opens his trousers).
Apek: Chee sin punya olang.......gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lupunya lanchiau..
Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..
Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka.. bolo punya olang..
Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la.....kasi susa saja.. Bukan potong zaka la..... Proton Saga........lah
HAHAHAHAH
Laugh with me, Smile with me,
tDs-IS
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Mother in law....
Sorry coz this story in Bahasa Malaysia...enjoy!
Ibu, Anak Dan Menantu
Suzana (nama sebenar)dan razman(nama sebenar) adalah pasangan yang paling bahagia dari sejak zaman sekolah..mereka sering kelihatan bersama di kantin, di dlm kelas mahupun waktu belajar di luar kelas...
Sesudah tamatnya zaman persekolahan, mereka menyambung pelajaran di sebuah U swasta yg terletak di sekitar kuala lumpur... mereka bagaikan belangkas yang x dapat di pisahkan lagi........ .tetapi dalam setiap percintaan mesti ada dugaan nya.. ‘
Salmah seorang ibu yg bengis & terlalu mengongkong keluarganya untuk mengikuti sgala kehendak nya.. Salmah adalah ibu kpd Suzana.
Pada suatu hari, Salmah mendapat tahu bahawa anak tunggalnya keluar dgn seorang lelaki iaitu Razman. Dia mendengar khabar itu drpd jiran2 nya. Salmah pun naik berang dan sgt marah terhadap Razman & mnyimpan dendam terhadap Razman..
Salmah sanggup memberhentikan pengajian anaknya dari belajar di U itu........dengan niat utk memisahkan mereka.
Setelah 3 bulan Suzana berhenti, datanglah Razman dgn rombongan meminangnya ke rumah Suzana. Ibu nya terpaksa akur dgn perhubungan percintaan mereka kerana menyedari bahawa jodoh anaknya itu memang kuat untuk Razman.
Setelah setahun berlalu mereka pan di ijab qabul kan ....... Mereka berdua bercadang hendak pergi honeymoon ke Pulau Tioman...... .tapi malang telah menimpa mereka.......
Razman dan Suzana telah mendapat kemalangan semasa dalam perjalanan ke Pulau Tioman. Salmah bertambah marah kerana kemalangan itu menyebabkan muka Suzana mengalami luka yang teruk sehingga kulit muka nya tersiat. Malah meninggalkan kesan yang amat menakutkan.. ....
Sejak kemalangan itu kebencian Salmah terhadap Razman begitu membuak2. Razman berasa kecewa akan sikap Ibu mertuanya... ...tambahan mengetahui berita tentang wajah isterinya anaknya menjadi cacat seumur hidup.
Razman cuba utk memperbaiki keadaan..... ...Razman bertemu dengan doktor bagi merawat muka isterinya dengan cara mendermakan kulitnya. Perkara ini Razman telah memohon agar doktor berjanji akan tidak menceritakan kepada isteri dan ibu mertuanya.
Setelah seminggu Suzana membuat pembedahan muka, Salmah begitu gembira melihat perkembangan muka anaknya dan memeluk cium muka anaknya. Namun dendamnya terhadap menantu tidak pernah padam. Doktor tersenyum melihat kegembiraan Suzana dan ibunya.
Salmah bertanya kepada doktor dengan penuh harapan siapakah insan yang sanggup mendermakan kulit untuk pembedahan muka anaknya. Doktor terdiam seketika lalu menjawab.... ...penderma tersebut menyuruh saya agar tidak memberitahu akan identitinya kepada puan. Salmah akur dan kecewa dengan jawapan dari doktor tersebut dan mencium muka anaknya berkali-kali.
............ .......... ....
Sebenarnya Doktor telah menyimpan rahsia Razman yang mana telah mendermakan kulit punggungnya untuk pembedahan muka isteri kesayangannya. Cuba lah kalau rahsia ini terbongkar dan Salmah (ibu mertuanya) tahu yang pipi anaknya di cium berkali-kali itu adalah kulit punggung menantunya yang dibenci. Macamana erkkk reaksi ibu mertua
LOL!
Cursing someone, Love someone,
tDs-IS
Ibu, Anak Dan Menantu
Suzana (nama sebenar)dan razman(nama sebenar) adalah pasangan yang paling bahagia dari sejak zaman sekolah..mereka sering kelihatan bersama di kantin, di dlm kelas mahupun waktu belajar di luar kelas...
Sesudah tamatnya zaman persekolahan, mereka menyambung pelajaran di sebuah U swasta yg terletak di sekitar kuala lumpur... mereka bagaikan belangkas yang x dapat di pisahkan lagi........ .tetapi dalam setiap percintaan mesti ada dugaan nya.. ‘
Salmah seorang ibu yg bengis & terlalu mengongkong keluarganya untuk mengikuti sgala kehendak nya.. Salmah adalah ibu kpd Suzana.
Pada suatu hari, Salmah mendapat tahu bahawa anak tunggalnya keluar dgn seorang lelaki iaitu Razman. Dia mendengar khabar itu drpd jiran2 nya. Salmah pun naik berang dan sgt marah terhadap Razman & mnyimpan dendam terhadap Razman..
Salmah sanggup memberhentikan pengajian anaknya dari belajar di U itu........dengan niat utk memisahkan mereka.
Setelah 3 bulan Suzana berhenti, datanglah Razman dgn rombongan meminangnya ke rumah Suzana. Ibu nya terpaksa akur dgn perhubungan percintaan mereka kerana menyedari bahawa jodoh anaknya itu memang kuat untuk Razman.
Setelah setahun berlalu mereka pan di ijab qabul kan ....... Mereka berdua bercadang hendak pergi honeymoon ke Pulau Tioman...... .tapi malang telah menimpa mereka.......
Razman dan Suzana telah mendapat kemalangan semasa dalam perjalanan ke Pulau Tioman. Salmah bertambah marah kerana kemalangan itu menyebabkan muka Suzana mengalami luka yang teruk sehingga kulit muka nya tersiat. Malah meninggalkan kesan yang amat menakutkan.. ....
Sejak kemalangan itu kebencian Salmah terhadap Razman begitu membuak2. Razman berasa kecewa akan sikap Ibu mertuanya... ...tambahan mengetahui berita tentang wajah isterinya anaknya menjadi cacat seumur hidup.
Razman cuba utk memperbaiki keadaan..... ...Razman bertemu dengan doktor bagi merawat muka isterinya dengan cara mendermakan kulitnya. Perkara ini Razman telah memohon agar doktor berjanji akan tidak menceritakan kepada isteri dan ibu mertuanya.
Setelah seminggu Suzana membuat pembedahan muka, Salmah begitu gembira melihat perkembangan muka anaknya dan memeluk cium muka anaknya. Namun dendamnya terhadap menantu tidak pernah padam. Doktor tersenyum melihat kegembiraan Suzana dan ibunya.
Salmah bertanya kepada doktor dengan penuh harapan siapakah insan yang sanggup mendermakan kulit untuk pembedahan muka anaknya. Doktor terdiam seketika lalu menjawab.... ...penderma tersebut menyuruh saya agar tidak memberitahu akan identitinya kepada puan. Salmah akur dan kecewa dengan jawapan dari doktor tersebut dan mencium muka anaknya berkali-kali.
............ .......... ....
Sebenarnya Doktor telah menyimpan rahsia Razman yang mana telah mendermakan kulit punggungnya untuk pembedahan muka isteri kesayangannya. Cuba lah kalau rahsia ini terbongkar dan Salmah (ibu mertuanya) tahu yang pipi anaknya di cium berkali-kali itu adalah kulit punggung menantunya yang dibenci. Macamana erkkk reaksi ibu mertua
LOL!
Cursing someone, Love someone,
tDs-IS
Monday, September 14, 2009
Jokes
Here some jokes for you guys but unfortunately its in Bahasa Malaysia..enjoy..HHAAHHH
Citer 1
Suami : Kenapa Sayang menangis?
Isteri : Saya telah baca sebuah buku. Sad endinglah bang..
Suami : Buku apa?
Isteri : Buku bank abanglah..
Citer 2
Aderla sorang lelaki datang ke sebuah rumah untuk meminta derma.. Derma untuk rumah orang-orang tua. seorang budak pun membuka pintu.
budak : derma ape bang?
lelaki : derma untuk rumah orang-orang tua.. adik ada apa-apa untuk didermakan?
budak : nanti jap.saya ambilkan atuk saya.
lelaki : ?????
Citer 3
Tunang Farid, Siti, menelefonnya untuk memutuskan pertunangan mereka.
Farid : Mengapa?
Siti : Saya dah bosan ngan awak. saya dah ada teman baru. Sebelum tu awak mesti kembalikan semua gambar saya.
Farid : Ok. Tapi saya tak ingatlah yang mana satu gambar awak, Nanti awak pilihlah sendiri.. Yang selebihnya kembalikan kepada saya.
Siti : Erkkkkkk........ Benci .........
Citer 4
3 org menaiki motor dan ditahan polis trafik. Namun pemandu motor tersebut tidak berhenti.. Katanya, 'Tak Muat Dah Tok, Kami dah bertiga!!!
Citer 5
Citer ni member aku yg beritau. Sampai nak pecah perut dibuatnya. It happen at Jalan Loke Yew. Satu malam tu kawan pompuan ni la, dia baru jer balik dari party, tak tahu how many glasses dia minum ler
tapi memang dia betul-betul mabuk. So masa on the way home she got blocked from the police officer and asked for her driving license and so on but unfortunately at the same time tu, there was an accident happen a cross the road. Quite major jugaklah accident and the policeman leave her and rushed to the
accident scene.So this stupid girl dah gabra tak tahu nak buat camne, she just ran off back to her car and head straight back home in Klang.
So the next morning polis datang ketuk pintu rumah dia dan polis tu tanya dia, "AWAK PEGI MANA MALAM SEMALAM?" Pompuan ni pulak jawab, "TAK KEMANA ENCIK. SAYA KAT RUMAH JER.
" So polis tu tanya lagi, "BETUL KER???" Pompuan tu jawab, "BETUL ENCIK. SUMPAH SAYA TAK GI MANA2, TANYA LER NGAN HOUSEMATE SAYA." So polis tu kata, "YE KER? (sambil tergelak) MARI SINI, KELUAR JAP" Lepas tu polis tu tunjuk, "HA!!! ITU KETA SAPA TU??" Pompuan tu macam nak pengsan sebab dia dah terbawak keta polis yg malam tadi balik rumah, dia ingat keta dia sebab kaler sama warna putih (wira) cuma keta dia takde sticker polis kat tepi pintu jer. Tak pasal2 kena saman RM1000 dan gantung lesen 1 tahun.
Citer 6
Seorang Tok Batin baru membeli motorsikal Honda dan kebetulan pada jalan pulang terserempak dengan kawanya yang ingin menumpang, lalu ditumpangkan kawanya itu. Dalam perjalanan kawannya merasakan Tok Batin hanya mengunakan gear 1 sahaja lalu bertanyalah kawanya itu,
Kawan Tok Batin : Kenapak kamu hanya pakai gear 1 sahaja.
Tok Batin : Kalau rosak 1 gear ada 2 lagi gear.
Kawan Tok Batin : ????????
Citer 7
Seorang posmen yang datang menghantar surat .
" Assalamualaikum "
" Walaikumsalam "
" Ni rumah encik Sameon ye?
" Ya saya"
" Poning kepala saya mencari alamat rumah encik ni "
" Buat susah aje encik nie! Apsal tak pos aje?"
Citer 8
Orang Asli Dan Polis
orang asli : selamat pagi tuan
polis : selamat pagi
polis : apa hal
orang asli : saya nak buat repot tuan
polis : fasal apa tu
orang asli : kawan saya di baham harimau
polis : pukul berapa
orang asli : dia tak pukul, terkam
polis : habis?
orang asli : tak habis, tinggal kepala
Citer 9
Seorang lelaki pergi ke klinik mata. Setelah matanya diperiksa, dia bertanya: " Doktor, lepas pakai cermin mata nanti, boleh ke saya membaca macam orang lain?" "Dah tentu, " jawab doktor. "Oh, gembiranya.
Dah lama saya buta huruf, akhirnya boleh juga saya membaca," kata lelaki itu dengan riang.
Citer 10
Sebaik sahaja mengambil tempat duduk di ruang menunggu sebuah klinik, Shan terpandang Amin sedang menangis teresak-esak. Dia segera mendekati
Amin. : Shan Kenapa menangis?
Amin : Saya datang untuk ujian darah.
Shan : Awak takut ke?
Amin : Bukan itu sebabnya. Semasa ujian darah dijalankan, mereka telah terpotong jari saya.
(Mendengarkan penjelasan Amin, Shan menangis.)
Amin : Eh, kenapa pula awak menangis?
Shan : Saya datang untuk ujian air kencing...
Citer 11
Seorang atok membawa cucunya ke pejabat pos untuk menghantar surat . Cucunya bertanya bila melihat atoknya memasukkan surat ke dalam tong berwarna merah.
"Atok buat apa tu?".
"Atok bagi surat kat kawan atok,cu!" jawap atoknya.
Cucunya bertanya lagi, "Apa bangang sangat kawan atok duduk dalam tong merah tu?"
Citer 12
Seorang pegawai polis masuk ke bilik mayat sebuah hospital untuk menyiasat punca kematian tiga lelaki sekaligus. Selepas memeriksa mayat-mayat itu, dia bertanya kepada penjaga bilik berkenaan.
Polis : Mengapa ketiga-tiga mayat tersenyum?
Penjaga : Lelaki pertama sedang bersanding, apabila tiba2 diserang strok. Lelaki kedua pula khabarnya menang loteri dan mati serangan sakit jantung manakala yg ketiga disambar petir.
Polis : Hah! Kenapa disambar petir pun tersenyum?
Penjaga : Masa tu dia ingat orang sedang ambil gambarnya..
Like me, Grab me,
tDs-IS
Citer 1
Suami : Kenapa Sayang menangis?
Isteri : Saya telah baca sebuah buku. Sad endinglah bang..
Suami : Buku apa?
Isteri : Buku bank abanglah..
Citer 2
Aderla sorang lelaki datang ke sebuah rumah untuk meminta derma.. Derma untuk rumah orang-orang tua. seorang budak pun membuka pintu.
budak : derma ape bang?
lelaki : derma untuk rumah orang-orang tua.. adik ada apa-apa untuk didermakan?
budak : nanti jap.saya ambilkan atuk saya.
lelaki : ?????
Citer 3
Tunang Farid, Siti, menelefonnya untuk memutuskan pertunangan mereka.
Farid : Mengapa?
Siti : Saya dah bosan ngan awak. saya dah ada teman baru. Sebelum tu awak mesti kembalikan semua gambar saya.
Farid : Ok. Tapi saya tak ingatlah yang mana satu gambar awak, Nanti awak pilihlah sendiri.. Yang selebihnya kembalikan kepada saya.
Siti : Erkkkkkk........ Benci .........
Citer 4
3 org menaiki motor dan ditahan polis trafik. Namun pemandu motor tersebut tidak berhenti.. Katanya, 'Tak Muat Dah Tok, Kami dah bertiga!!!
Citer 5
Citer ni member aku yg beritau. Sampai nak pecah perut dibuatnya. It happen at Jalan Loke Yew. Satu malam tu kawan pompuan ni la, dia baru jer balik dari party, tak tahu how many glasses dia minum ler
tapi memang dia betul-betul mabuk. So masa on the way home she got blocked from the police officer and asked for her driving license and so on but unfortunately at the same time tu, there was an accident happen a cross the road. Quite major jugaklah accident and the policeman leave her and rushed to the
accident scene.So this stupid girl dah gabra tak tahu nak buat camne, she just ran off back to her car and head straight back home in Klang.
So the next morning polis datang ketuk pintu rumah dia dan polis tu tanya dia, "AWAK PEGI MANA MALAM SEMALAM?" Pompuan ni pulak jawab, "TAK KEMANA ENCIK. SAYA KAT RUMAH JER.
" So polis tu tanya lagi, "BETUL KER???" Pompuan tu jawab, "BETUL ENCIK. SUMPAH SAYA TAK GI MANA2, TANYA LER NGAN HOUSEMATE SAYA." So polis tu kata, "YE KER? (sambil tergelak) MARI SINI, KELUAR JAP" Lepas tu polis tu tunjuk, "HA!!! ITU KETA SAPA TU??" Pompuan tu macam nak pengsan sebab dia dah terbawak keta polis yg malam tadi balik rumah, dia ingat keta dia sebab kaler sama warna putih (wira) cuma keta dia takde sticker polis kat tepi pintu jer. Tak pasal2 kena saman RM1000 dan gantung lesen 1 tahun.
Citer 6
Seorang Tok Batin baru membeli motorsikal Honda dan kebetulan pada jalan pulang terserempak dengan kawanya yang ingin menumpang, lalu ditumpangkan kawanya itu. Dalam perjalanan kawannya merasakan Tok Batin hanya mengunakan gear 1 sahaja lalu bertanyalah kawanya itu,
Kawan Tok Batin : Kenapak kamu hanya pakai gear 1 sahaja.
Tok Batin : Kalau rosak 1 gear ada 2 lagi gear.
Kawan Tok Batin : ????????
Citer 7
Seorang posmen yang datang menghantar surat .
" Assalamualaikum "
" Walaikumsalam "
" Ni rumah encik Sameon ye?
" Ya saya"
" Poning kepala saya mencari alamat rumah encik ni "
" Buat susah aje encik nie! Apsal tak pos aje?"
Citer 8
Orang Asli Dan Polis
orang asli : selamat pagi tuan
polis : selamat pagi
polis : apa hal
orang asli : saya nak buat repot tuan
polis : fasal apa tu
orang asli : kawan saya di baham harimau
polis : pukul berapa
orang asli : dia tak pukul, terkam
polis : habis?
orang asli : tak habis, tinggal kepala
Citer 9
Seorang lelaki pergi ke klinik mata. Setelah matanya diperiksa, dia bertanya: " Doktor, lepas pakai cermin mata nanti, boleh ke saya membaca macam orang lain?" "Dah tentu, " jawab doktor. "Oh, gembiranya.
Dah lama saya buta huruf, akhirnya boleh juga saya membaca," kata lelaki itu dengan riang.
Citer 10
Sebaik sahaja mengambil tempat duduk di ruang menunggu sebuah klinik, Shan terpandang Amin sedang menangis teresak-esak. Dia segera mendekati
Amin. : Shan Kenapa menangis?
Amin : Saya datang untuk ujian darah.
Shan : Awak takut ke?
Amin : Bukan itu sebabnya. Semasa ujian darah dijalankan, mereka telah terpotong jari saya.
(Mendengarkan penjelasan Amin, Shan menangis.)
Amin : Eh, kenapa pula awak menangis?
Shan : Saya datang untuk ujian air kencing...
Citer 11
Seorang atok membawa cucunya ke pejabat pos untuk menghantar surat . Cucunya bertanya bila melihat atoknya memasukkan surat ke dalam tong berwarna merah.
"Atok buat apa tu?".
"Atok bagi surat kat kawan atok,cu!" jawap atoknya.
Cucunya bertanya lagi, "Apa bangang sangat kawan atok duduk dalam tong merah tu?"
Citer 12
Seorang pegawai polis masuk ke bilik mayat sebuah hospital untuk menyiasat punca kematian tiga lelaki sekaligus. Selepas memeriksa mayat-mayat itu, dia bertanya kepada penjaga bilik berkenaan.
Polis : Mengapa ketiga-tiga mayat tersenyum?
Penjaga : Lelaki pertama sedang bersanding, apabila tiba2 diserang strok. Lelaki kedua pula khabarnya menang loteri dan mati serangan sakit jantung manakala yg ketiga disambar petir.
Polis : Hah! Kenapa disambar petir pun tersenyum?
Penjaga : Masa tu dia ingat orang sedang ambil gambarnya..
Like me, Grab me,
tDs-IS
Ramadhan Al-Mubarak...
Suppose Ramadhan Al-Mubarak should be fasting month for all Muslims. In Melaka, there's a lot of bazaar around Ayer keroh,Batu Berendam,Peringgit. Mostly I went to Peringgit with my fellow tDs friends sometimes with my housemates and sometimes with my sister. Actually I wanna go with tDs members most of the time but.....but....but.......HAHAHAHHAHAA...the time we finish sahur actually about 5.30am...got 1 day i went to tDs(Tempat Duduk Syaitan HHAAHHA)house at 7am to watch Tatta Hitotsu no Koi...got 2 syaitans eating at 7am. What? 7am??Didn't I mention earlier time that we finish sahur 5.30am?? OK!HOLYSHIT!HAHAHAHHAHA..
The question: Who is those 2 syaitans??
a)Hyunsuk and Fatal
b)CaesarX and Hyunsuk
c)Topshop and Fatal
Ok...the next few days, got another syaitan went to KFC at lunch time to buy combo meal!!HAHAHAHAHAHA but of course that syaitan from another house but still he went to "Tempat Duduk Syaitan" house to eat.
The question: Who is that syaitan??
a)tDs-IS
b)CaesarX
c)Kyoriam
d)Apit
Love me, Kiss me,
tDs-IS
The question: Who is those 2 syaitans??
a)Hyunsuk and Fatal
b)CaesarX and Hyunsuk
c)Topshop and Fatal
Ok...the next few days, got another syaitan went to KFC at lunch time to buy combo meal!!HAHAHAHAHAHA but of course that syaitan from another house but still he went to "Tempat Duduk Syaitan" house to eat.
The question: Who is that syaitan??
a)tDs-IS
b)CaesarX
c)Kyoriam
d)Apit
Love me, Kiss me,
tDs-IS
History of my Dota life ll
Well, before I'm in tDs-Destiny (tDs1), Zed alongside with myself use to be tDs-Wanderer (tDs2) members consists of Zed,tDs-IS,Kampinto,Buster, and Antabax. The name of "Wanderer" actually came from Anatabax...since he's the 1 registered our team for MMU open tournament at that time HHAHAHAH!But unfortunately, we lose in 1st round. As for the revenge, our beloved tDs-Destiny did the damage when they beat the team that defeated us in 1st round. tDs-Destiny members are Mth, tDs-Fatal,tDs-Hyunsuk,tDs-CaesarX,Topshop. They all were original old tDs-Destiny. But still, it was OPEN tournament they lose to Retired Player Club (rpc) where the members are gosukev, and ex-Wn`Sk leader,Ben.
As for the next tournament, Zed and myself join tDs-Destiny to compete in MMU Closed tournament that we think we might get a better chance to at least reach the top 3 or final. With Mth,tDs-Fatal,Zed,tDs-Hyunsuk and tDs-IS in tDs-Destiny, it seems like pretty good lineup for tDs to reach final.
Here some of the pictures..........
Mth alone coz others lepak behind laughing hahahaha
Me playing
From Left : Hyunsuk,Zed,Mth,Fatal
Laugh with me, Dance with me,
tDs-IS
As for the next tournament, Zed and myself join tDs-Destiny to compete in MMU Closed tournament that we think we might get a better chance to at least reach the top 3 or final. With Mth,tDs-Fatal,Zed,tDs-Hyunsuk and tDs-IS in tDs-Destiny, it seems like pretty good lineup for tDs to reach final.
Here some of the pictures..........
Mth alone coz others lepak behind laughing hahahaha
Me playing
From Left : Hyunsuk,Zed,Mth,Fatal
Laugh with me, Dance with me,
tDs-IS
Friday, September 11, 2009
History and Tragedy Hyunsuk's PC!!
Basically tDs-Hyunsuk a.k.a Slideways were my close friends including tDs-Fatal,Topshop and tDs-Ashlan a.k.a Bluei. In 2005, I always played Dota using Hyunsuk's pc. At that time, Hyunsuk's pc "hou lan geng" lo compared with Fatal's pc(mouse kecik pastu suke lari + keyboard berdaki hahaha) and Topshop's pc(mouse besar+desktop full of item hahhaa). Everytime when I lepak at their house, 100% im gonna play at "hou lan geng" pc. In that pc also got a lot of "stuff"(dont ask! hahhaa). Usually after Hyunsuk and Kyoriam skip Digital class and sleep together behind me, Im the 1 who using the pc. Oh yea my house got no internet at that time but only got astro so thats why i play dota online(blueserver) at their house. One day, not one day la this "fellow" everytime oso menyemak using hyunsuk's pc HAHAHAHA, this "fellow" usually checkout "stuff" in the pc. Got 1 day Fatal told me the "fellow" masturbate infront of Hyunsuk's pc when Fatal at that time WAS in the room on the bed act like sleeping. I was like WTF?But there's NO EVIDENCE! HHAHAHAHAHA. I was thought maybe just a fake story by Fatal. After trimester break when this "fellow" lepak at Hyunsuk's house(hyunsuk house including fatal,hyunsuk,topshop and bluei) for about 3 weeks, Hyunsuk found something "JELLY" on his keyboard!Then he took kain buruk cleanup the "JELLY" at the same time Hyunsuk smell it as well. AIR MANI SUDEY! HAHAHAAHHAAHAHHA. WTF man. GROSSSSSSS! Hyunsuk all night long figure and wondering who's "JELLY" are on my keyboard!??
The Question: Who's "Jelly" is it??
a)tDs-IS a.k.a me?
b)tDs-Fatal?
c)Topshop?
d)Caesarx?
e)Bluei?
f)Kyoriam?
After we figure out who's "JELLY" are....the"fellow" proudly said..."kau patut bangge ader cop mohor aku" WTFFFFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHA
Topshop told us...AIR MANI SUDEY HYUNSUK! HAHAHAHAH
After that tragedy....I seldom using Hyunsuk's pc becoz of that "Jelly".
P/S: Of course Hyunsuk still using those keyboard till now!HAHAHAHHA
Hold me, Hug me,
tDs-IS
The Question: Who's "Jelly" is it??
a)tDs-IS a.k.a me?
b)tDs-Fatal?
c)Topshop?
d)Caesarx?
e)Bluei?
f)Kyoriam?
After we figure out who's "JELLY" are....the"fellow" proudly said..."kau patut bangge ader cop mohor aku" WTFFFFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHA
Topshop told us...AIR MANI SUDEY HYUNSUK! HAHAHAHAH
After that tragedy....I seldom using Hyunsuk's pc becoz of that "Jelly".
P/S: Of course Hyunsuk still using those keyboard till now!HAHAHAHHA
Hold me, Hug me,
tDs-IS
History of my Dota Life!
Well, Im gonna tell u guys about my simple life back in 2002. The year of 2002 where all tDs members entered MMU. What?2002?Guess we're old enough :-( ! hahaha But there's a lot of memory between us. I started to play DOTA in 2005 when my friend ssssssaiden(pejal) introduce it to me and my housemate at that time. Surely I was supernoob once. I've been bullied by all tDs members coz at that time Im just a newbie and Im not part of tDs yet. I became freak when i played for about 16 hours nonstop(well thats my record tho) using Slideways's a.k.a tDs-Hyunsuk's pc.
It tooks me 2 month to reach tDs level but still cannot pawn tDs-Fatal,tDs-MTH,tDs-Hyunsuk(probably my sifu that time haha),tDs-Alyaa a.k.a Topshop,Zed, CaesarX and Kampinto. Damn you guys! After about 4 years playing Dota together, we've been achived several trophy and prize .Of course our great achivement was 3rd place as always HHAHAHA. Last our tournament together was at MMU Melaka open where we grab 3rd place with prize money rm750. It was a sweet memory with our teammate at that time Fatal,Slideways,Mth,Caesar,and Me......I was hoping that maybe 1 day we could play one more time in competetive tournament. Finally, it seems like we all busy with studies and work. To be continue.......
Curse Me,Love Me, Hate Me,
tDs-IS
It tooks me 2 month to reach tDs level but still cannot pawn tDs-Fatal,tDs-MTH,tDs-Hyunsuk(probably my sifu that time haha),tDs-Alyaa a.k.a Topshop,Zed, CaesarX and Kampinto. Damn you guys! After about 4 years playing Dota together, we've been achived several trophy and prize .Of course our great achivement was 3rd place as always HHAHAHA. Last our tournament together was at MMU Melaka open where we grab 3rd place with prize money rm750. It was a sweet memory with our teammate at that time Fatal,Slideways,Mth,Caesar,and Me......I was hoping that maybe 1 day we could play one more time in competetive tournament. Finally, it seems like we all busy with studies and work. To be continue.......
Curse Me,Love Me, Hate Me,
tDs-IS
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