OK!!Although I'm a big fan of Real Madrid but i have to admit that Barca played a better football compare to Real Madrid for last night matches...where the 80th "El Clasico" at Nou Camp ended 1-0 victory for Barca with Ibra's goal on 56th minutes. Even when strong lineup with Kaka`,Ronaldo,Higuain,Xabi Alonso in the 1st eleven but still the in form of Puyol and Pique, stops Real from getting any goals..Poyul who superb form with over 3 tackles block Marcelo and several more players and not to forget Valdes with decent saved when Kaka` cleverly set up for Ronaldo to 1 on 1 with Valdes but cant beat him, same goes to Iker with some of world class save.
I can see that Real Madrid defends improving but still about 3-4 players will closing down Messi once he hold and dribbles..when Pep decide to substituted Henry,I was like "NICE ONE!"! LOL! I was cheering when Henry came off but when i saw number "9" of Barca is ready to replaced Henry..."WTF! IBRA! KNN CCB #@#$%$#%#$%" cursing the Swedish international really pay me off when he scored after converted beautifully from Alves cross when Ibra off the marker as well beat the offside trap...
But overall,I'm satisfy with Real performance compare to last session losed 2-6 at Santiago Bernabeu...but still I might prefer if the staring lineup for Real would be Xabi Alonso,Lass,Kaka`,Ronaldo,Higuain,Benzema/Van der Vaart...I bet Real will become stronger after this lose...
Ronaldo and Ibra not fully fit, Play the fit player,
tDs-IS
Monday, November 30, 2009
Orang Gila Juga Yg Boleh Menasihati Orang Gila
Mat, lelaki gila berumur 35
tahun baru saja terlepas dari
wadnya.
Beliau lari sekuat hati kerana
dikepung oleh sepasukan
petugas
hospital. Tiba di tepi pagar
Mat lantas memanjang satu
tiang lampu
yang tinggi. Ketua unit jaga
yang mengawal hospital datang
dan
mengarahkan Mat turun, Mat
tidak mahu turun. Datang pula
pengarah
hospital, "Mat!!Turun Mat
nanti jatuh", katanya. Mat
tidak mahu turun juga.
Dipanggilnya pihak bomba,
"Mat! Turun Mat, kalu tidak
kami potong
tiang lampu ini" kata seorang
pegawai bomba sambil
mengacu-acukan
gergaji elektrik di pangkal
tiang lampu itu., Namun Mat
tidak
bergerak pun untuk turun.
Dipanggilnya pihak polis, "Mat
turun
Mat!"teriak seorang sarjan
polis, kalau engkau tak turun
nanti kami
bom tiang ini dan engkau akan
mati!!Turun Mat!. Mat tidak
turun-turun juga.
Lama-lama pengarah hospital
pergi berjumpa dengan Man,
seorang teman
Mat dalam wad gila itu
kalau-kalau dia boleh
membantu.
"Man!Harap-harap Man boleh
tolong turunkan Mat dari atas
tiang
lampu"Tolonglah Man ya!
Jawab Man"Ohhh!!!Itu senang
saja" Lalu Man dibawa kepada
tiang lampu
itu.
Setibanya di situ, pengarah
hospital pun berkata, "Man!
Man nak pilih alat yang mana?
Sama ada gergaji atau pun bom
itu. "Ahh!Man nak gergaji!"
Baiklah! Ambillah gergaji itu.
Lalu Man mengangkat gergaji
dan mengacu-acukan pada
pangkal tiang
lampu itu. Man pun berteriak,
Hoi Mat!!!Hang turun, kalau
hang tak
turun aku tebang tiang lampu
ni!!Hang turun lekas!!
Mendengarkan amaran itu Mat
yang berada hampir 3 jam di
atas tiang
itu pun turun dengan pantas
lalu ditangkap oleh para
petugas
hospital. Pemberita pun datang
menemubual Mat. "Kenapa Mat
turun bila Man datang
sedangkan bomba dan polis
datang Mat tak turun?
Jawab Mat; "Polis ker bomba
ka, depa tak akan buat!Tapi
Man ni
apabila dia kata lagu tue dia
akan buat sungguh sebab Man
tue GILA!
Siapa gila? Aku gila ka?
tDs-IS
tahun baru saja terlepas dari
wadnya.
Beliau lari sekuat hati kerana
dikepung oleh sepasukan
petugas
hospital. Tiba di tepi pagar
Mat lantas memanjang satu
tiang lampu
yang tinggi. Ketua unit jaga
yang mengawal hospital datang
dan
mengarahkan Mat turun, Mat
tidak mahu turun. Datang pula
pengarah
hospital, "Mat!!Turun Mat
nanti jatuh", katanya. Mat
tidak mahu turun juga.
Dipanggilnya pihak bomba,
"Mat! Turun Mat, kalu tidak
kami potong
tiang lampu ini" kata seorang
pegawai bomba sambil
mengacu-acukan
gergaji elektrik di pangkal
tiang lampu itu., Namun Mat
tidak
bergerak pun untuk turun.
Dipanggilnya pihak polis, "Mat
turun
Mat!"teriak seorang sarjan
polis, kalau engkau tak turun
nanti kami
bom tiang ini dan engkau akan
mati!!Turun Mat!. Mat tidak
turun-turun juga.
Lama-lama pengarah hospital
pergi berjumpa dengan Man,
seorang teman
Mat dalam wad gila itu
kalau-kalau dia boleh
membantu.
"Man!Harap-harap Man boleh
tolong turunkan Mat dari atas
tiang
lampu"Tolonglah Man ya!
Jawab Man"Ohhh!!!Itu senang
saja" Lalu Man dibawa kepada
tiang lampu
itu.
Setibanya di situ, pengarah
hospital pun berkata, "Man!
Man nak pilih alat yang mana?
Sama ada gergaji atau pun bom
itu. "Ahh!Man nak gergaji!"
Baiklah! Ambillah gergaji itu.
Lalu Man mengangkat gergaji
dan mengacu-acukan pada
pangkal tiang
lampu itu. Man pun berteriak,
Hoi Mat!!!Hang turun, kalau
hang tak
turun aku tebang tiang lampu
ni!!Hang turun lekas!!
Mendengarkan amaran itu Mat
yang berada hampir 3 jam di
atas tiang
itu pun turun dengan pantas
lalu ditangkap oleh para
petugas
hospital. Pemberita pun datang
menemubual Mat. "Kenapa Mat
turun bila Man datang
sedangkan bomba dan polis
datang Mat tak turun?
Jawab Mat; "Polis ker bomba
ka, depa tak akan buat!Tapi
Man ni
apabila dia kata lagu tue dia
akan buat sungguh sebab Man
tue GILA!
Siapa gila? Aku gila ka?
tDs-IS
Friday, November 20, 2009
Top Jokes Around the World!
Top Joke in Australia
A young man went to his father one day to tell him that
he wanted to get married.
His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the
girl was, and he told him that it was Samantha, a girl from
the neighborhood.
With a sad face the old man said to his son,
''I'm sorry to say this son but I have to. The
girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother.''
The young man again brought three more names to his
father but ended up frustrated because the response was
still the same.
So he decides to go to his mother.
''Mom I want to get married but all the girls that
I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell you.''
His mother smiling said to him,
''Don't worry my son, you can marry any of
those girls. You're not his son.
Top Joke in Northern Ireland
A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news and worse news'.
'Oh dear, what's the bad news?' asks the patient.
The doctor replies, 'You only have 24 hours to live'.
'That's terrible', said the patient. 'How can the news possibly be worse?'
The doctor replies, 'I've been trying to contact you since yesterday'.
Top Joke in UK
A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: 'That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!'
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!'
The man says: 'You go right up there and tell him off, go ahead,
I'll hold your monkey for you.
Top Joke in USA
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course.
One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.
He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: 'Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.'
The man then replies: 'Yeah, well we were married for 35 years.'
Top Joke in England
Two weasels are sitting on a barstool. One starts to insult the other one.
He screams, 'I slept with your mother!'
The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do.
The first again yells, 'I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!'
The other says, 'Go home dad you're drunk.'
Jokes with me, Laugh but not me!,
tDs-IS
A young man went to his father one day to tell him that
he wanted to get married.
His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the
girl was, and he told him that it was Samantha, a girl from
the neighborhood.
With a sad face the old man said to his son,
''I'm sorry to say this son but I have to. The
girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother.''
The young man again brought three more names to his
father but ended up frustrated because the response was
still the same.
So he decides to go to his mother.
''Mom I want to get married but all the girls that
I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell you.''
His mother smiling said to him,
''Don't worry my son, you can marry any of
those girls. You're not his son.
Top Joke in Northern Ireland
A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news and worse news'.
'Oh dear, what's the bad news?' asks the patient.
The doctor replies, 'You only have 24 hours to live'.
'That's terrible', said the patient. 'How can the news possibly be worse?'
The doctor replies, 'I've been trying to contact you since yesterday'.
Top Joke in UK
A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: 'That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!'
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!'
The man says: 'You go right up there and tell him off, go ahead,
I'll hold your monkey for you.
Top Joke in USA
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course.
One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.
He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: 'Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.'
The man then replies: 'Yeah, well we were married for 35 years.'
Top Joke in England
Two weasels are sitting on a barstool. One starts to insult the other one.
He screams, 'I slept with your mother!'
The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do.
The first again yells, 'I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!'
The other says, 'Go home dad you're drunk.'
Jokes with me, Laugh but not me!,
tDs-IS
Friday, November 13, 2009
Ikut cakap...LOL!
Pada suatu hari ahmad dan rakan karibnya, hassan, pergi mancing kat sungai.
Dalam bosan2 menunggu ikan, ahmad berkata, ahmad: aku ada satu cerita.
hassan : cerita ape?
ahmad : nanti kalau aku bercerita, kau kena ikut perkataan belakangnya, boleh?
hassan : yela...
ahmad pun memulakan ceritanya...
ahmad : satu hari aku pergi memburu.
hassan : memburu.
ahmad : aku masuk kedalam hutan.
hassan : hutan.
ahmad : tiba2 aku rasa nak terberak.
hassan : berak.
ahmad : aku berlari ke semak.
hassan :semak.
ahmad : aku pun berak.
hassan : berak.
ahmad : satu hari aku pergi memburu lagi.
hassan : lagi.
ahmad : aku pergi ke tempat yang aku berak dulu.
hassan : dulu.
ahmad : aku lihat tahi aku suda tak ada.
hassan : ada.
ahmad : aku pun tertanya2.
hassan : tanya.
ahmad : siapa makan tahi aku?
hassan : aku....
Ask me, If u dare?,
tDs-IS
Dalam bosan2 menunggu ikan, ahmad berkata, ahmad: aku ada satu cerita.
hassan : cerita ape?
ahmad : nanti kalau aku bercerita, kau kena ikut perkataan belakangnya, boleh?
hassan : yela...
ahmad pun memulakan ceritanya...
ahmad : satu hari aku pergi memburu.
hassan : memburu.
ahmad : aku masuk kedalam hutan.
hassan : hutan.
ahmad : tiba2 aku rasa nak terberak.
hassan : berak.
ahmad : aku berlari ke semak.
hassan :semak.
ahmad : aku pun berak.
hassan : berak.
ahmad : satu hari aku pergi memburu lagi.
hassan : lagi.
ahmad : aku pergi ke tempat yang aku berak dulu.
hassan : dulu.
ahmad : aku lihat tahi aku suda tak ada.
hassan : ada.
ahmad : aku pun tertanya2.
hassan : tanya.
ahmad : siapa makan tahi aku?
hassan : aku....
Ask me, If u dare?,
tDs-IS
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Monday, October 26, 2009
FootBALLS!
Let's talk about football. Last week on UEFA Champions League, couple of top team facing a shock defeat at their homegrown. With Barcelona,Liverpool,Real Madrid all lose at their homegrown respectively to FK Rubin Kazan,Lyon and AC Milan. It was a tight lose but still,lose still lose. Playing up against FK Rubin Kazan without Thierry Henry, Barcelona prefer to put the in-form player,Pedrito to replace Henry's place. It just went wrong after a superb defensive play and goalkeeping by FC Rubin side. Barcelona lose 1-2 to FK Rubin at Nou Camp!!
With 3 consecutive lose to Liverpool,they up against strong Lyon with Fernando "El-Nino" Torres sidelines, Liverpool was hoping Dirk Kuyt to convert up in front of the goal,with the support of Yossi Bennayoun and Gerrard For this matches,Benitaz took a gamble to play Gerrard after he is not 100% fit and took of to replace by Fabio Aurelio on 25th minutes in the first half. With no Gerrard and Torres,it just not enough to win Lyon after Cesar Delgado seal the win for Lyon on the 90th minutes right before the final whistle.
After a win against Roma in the weekend,Ac Milan looks confident when they travel to Santiago Bernabeu up against mighty Real Madrid. With Ronaldo still injured, Real seems to rely on Kaka` to make a history against his old club with his old teammate Ronaldinho and Pato!!Unfortunately, Real lose and they seems to lost confident after Ac Milan get the first goal when Pirlo's freekick from 30yard blown Iker away. Pato seal the shocking winning goal on 88th minutes and Real Madrid lose 2-3 to Ac Milan. This is 2nd lose for Real Madrid in this season where Ronaldo didn't play. Maybe Real Madrid need to learn to win game without Ronaldo!!
I should be the coach? Should i coaching Real?
tDs-IS
With 3 consecutive lose to Liverpool,they up against strong Lyon with Fernando "El-Nino" Torres sidelines, Liverpool was hoping Dirk Kuyt to convert up in front of the goal,with the support of Yossi Bennayoun and Gerrard For this matches,Benitaz took a gamble to play Gerrard after he is not 100% fit and took of to replace by Fabio Aurelio on 25th minutes in the first half. With no Gerrard and Torres,it just not enough to win Lyon after Cesar Delgado seal the win for Lyon on the 90th minutes right before the final whistle.
After a win against Roma in the weekend,Ac Milan looks confident when they travel to Santiago Bernabeu up against mighty Real Madrid. With Ronaldo still injured, Real seems to rely on Kaka` to make a history against his old club with his old teammate Ronaldinho and Pato!!Unfortunately, Real lose and they seems to lost confident after Ac Milan get the first goal when Pirlo's freekick from 30yard blown Iker away. Pato seal the shocking winning goal on 88th minutes and Real Madrid lose 2-3 to Ac Milan. This is 2nd lose for Real Madrid in this season where Ronaldo didn't play. Maybe Real Madrid need to learn to win game without Ronaldo!!
I should be the coach? Should i coaching Real?
tDs-IS
Setem!
Disebuah negeri terdapat beberapa orang Raja yang memerintah. Raja-raja di
negeri itu pulak ditadbir oleh seorang Perdana Menteri yang terkenal dengan
kediktatorannya. Pada satu hari Perdana Menteri tersebut telah merasmikan
pembukaan pejabat pos. Apabila beliau melawat pameran sempena perasmian
pejabat pos berkenaan beliau terkejut kerana hampir kesemua setem-setem
yang dipamerkan mempunyai gambar-gambar Raja.
Beliau dengan angkuhnya memanggil pengarah jabatan pos dan menyuruhnya
menggantikan muka-muka Raja tersebut dengan wajahnya.
Selang beberapa hari beliau berbangga kerana muka-muka Raja tersebut telah
tiada dan wajahnya yang tertera di situ. Selepas seminggu berlalu, beliau
mendapat berita yang mengatakan surat-surat yang dipos tidak ditampal
dengan setem wajahnya.
Dengan marahnya beliau telah memanggil pengarah jabatan pos dan bertanya
mengapa kesemua surat-surat tidak ditampal dengan setem wajahnya.Pengarah
mengatakan bahawa setem-setem tersebut tidak lekat apabila ditampal kerana
semua pengguna tidak meludah setem itu di belakang setem sebaliknya
meludah
di bahagian hadapan setem.
Post letter to me, Send me a letter,
tDs-IS
negeri itu pulak ditadbir oleh seorang Perdana Menteri yang terkenal dengan
kediktatorannya. Pada satu hari Perdana Menteri tersebut telah merasmikan
pembukaan pejabat pos. Apabila beliau melawat pameran sempena perasmian
pejabat pos berkenaan beliau terkejut kerana hampir kesemua setem-setem
yang dipamerkan mempunyai gambar-gambar Raja.
Beliau dengan angkuhnya memanggil pengarah jabatan pos dan menyuruhnya
menggantikan muka-muka Raja tersebut dengan wajahnya.
Selang beberapa hari beliau berbangga kerana muka-muka Raja tersebut telah
tiada dan wajahnya yang tertera di situ. Selepas seminggu berlalu, beliau
mendapat berita yang mengatakan surat-surat yang dipos tidak ditampal
dengan setem wajahnya.
Dengan marahnya beliau telah memanggil pengarah jabatan pos dan bertanya
mengapa kesemua surat-surat tidak ditampal dengan setem wajahnya.Pengarah
mengatakan bahawa setem-setem tersebut tidak lekat apabila ditampal kerana
semua pengguna tidak meludah setem itu di belakang setem sebaliknya
meludah
di bahagian hadapan setem.
Post letter to me, Send me a letter,
tDs-IS
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