Jokes 1:
There's 3 person, Malaysian,American,Britain. They compete in archery match where 1 girl standing with an apple on top of her head. An American shot hit the apple and said "I'm a Rambo!!". American proud of their hero which is Rambo. After the American,the British try his luck and hit the apple as well and he scream "I'm Robin Hood!". British proud of their epic story of Robin Hood. But finally came to Malaysian shot...but unfortunately hit the girl's eye and he said..."I'm sorry"...shows you,Malaysia got no hero LOL.
Jokes 2:
In Spain there's a sport they called bull fighting where the matador with red cloth fighting the bull 1 vs 1!Got this 1 restaurant always cooked soup of bull's penis...its delicious and a lot people love the soup. After the bull died on the hand of the matador,the restaurant took the dead bull and cooked the penis soup. 1 day got 1 regular customer unsatisfied with the soup and he called the waitress .."why the penis in this soup is smaller than before but the bill still the same??"...the waitress said..."not all matador win...." LOOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHAHA
**need some explanation??...those penis not bull's penis but the matador's penis!!LOL
Jokes 3:
There's a ship were almost sink..people are required to throw their stuffs and things to keep alive and got 3 fellow, Japanese,Indonesian,and Malaysian..starting to throw away their stuff as for the Japanese throw away his gadget and the Malaysian asking him"why did you throw away your gadget?doesn't it expensive and hard to find it??" and the Japanese answered"in my country a lot of gadget around the corner"...next the Indonesian throw away his batik cloth and the Japanese said"why did you throw away those batik cloth as it looks beautiful?..the Indonesian told him"a lot of batik cloth in my country..!"...finally the Malaysian....he throw away the Indonesian!!The Japanese were shocked and ask the Malaysian.."Why!??Why did you throw the fellow??!"...the Malaysian proudly said.."There's a lot of Indonesian in my country..so i dint feel i need the Indonesian as my maid are Indonesian as well!!!" LOL wtf hHAHAHAH
Smile and Laugh with me, Dont hate me,
tDs-IS
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
SMM Grand Finale!!!AT Melaka!!!
Well, it was a shocking news!When they announce Grand Final SMM for this years gonna be at Melaka!! wohooo, i was surprised!I knew a lot of people would thought that SMM Grand Final gonna be held at KL as previous Grand Final was at Time Square...this time around Im gonna witness Grand Final SMM!Hope that can watch team like Razer.CGC (Ks`Int),Aeon(Ks`Sg with PPx,Tofu,iceice),Fnatic(Loda's team) and StarBoba!
Event: SMM Grand National DotA Tournament: Grand Finals 2009
When: November 27th, 28th, & 29th (3 days)
Where: A’Famosa – Cowboy Town: Function Hall
Room Reservation: RM 288: Family Suit (2 days)
Requirements: Top 4 Qualifying Champions (each state)
Grand Final Prizes:
Champion: RM 42,000 Cash + Trophy + sponsors product
1st Runner Up: RM 20,000 Cash + Trophy + sponsors product
2nd Runner Up: RM 13,000 Cash + Trophy + sponsors product
3rd Runner Up: RM 8,000 Cash + sponsors product
5th place: RM 2,000 Cash + sponsors product
6th place: RM 1,500 Cash + sponsors product
7th place: RM 1,300 Cash + sponsors product
8th place: RM 1,100 Cash + sponsors product
The epitome for DotA competitions worldwide just got a whole lot grandeur as Destination Malaysia rings aloud once more through all DotA airwaves around the world, angling passionately across every spectrum at DotArians wishing to grasp the rise of DotA stardom for state and country – paving way for the very exclusive SMM Grand National DotA Tournament: Grand Finals 2009 to reveal itself.
From last year’s commercial city of Kuala Lumpur now transcends a newer set of battleground for the year 2009 as SMM brings forth the historical city of Melaka into the DotA limelight, filling the grandeur scene with enriched cultural heritage and sightseeing wonders as the well renowned A’Famosa Resort invites you as current venue host to ride alongside this euphoric occasion – in the build up towards the impending SGNDT 09’: Grand Finals this coming November.
DotArians are now welcomed to spend the night at the A’Famosa Resort throughout the tournament 3 days stint with a discounted price set by SMM, offering a complimentary 2 days stay for the price of one (RM 288) at the hotel’s leisure family suite that comes fully furnished with a living room, a kitchen and 2 double-size beds – forming the best possible comfort zone to recuperate and refurbish DotA’s weary warriors, throughout the Grand Finals stage.
So give yourself a treat and enjoy the excitement with a whole lot of fun filled activities happening throughout your grand stay at the A'Famosa Resort and ease your gaming vibes with Cowboy Town’s local Theme Park and exclusive carnival activities awaiting your grand arrival.
With immense sightseeing and pictorial opportunity at every turn, all happening within the walls of the A’Famosa Resort at the SGNDT 09’: Grand Finals – we now await all incoming challenges with bated breath as we fasten our gaming seatbelt to witness the finest-hour in DotA competition worldwide.
Hotel reservations at the A’Famosa resort will be open for signing-up on the 24th of September 2009. Further details on the overall format & procedure will be disclosed shortly at our Official Website. International Participants interested in joining the SGNDT 09’ Grand Finals at the A’Famosa Resort can now make registrations at our SGNDT Registration Page @ International Participants. Upon registration, all International Teams will be short-listed based on eligibility and approval prior to confirmation and/or participation.
Own with me, Pawn with me,
tDs-IS
Event: SMM Grand National DotA Tournament: Grand Finals 2009
When: November 27th, 28th, & 29th (3 days)
Where: A’Famosa – Cowboy Town: Function Hall
Room Reservation: RM 288: Family Suit (2 days)
Requirements: Top 4 Qualifying Champions (each state)
Grand Final Prizes:
Champion: RM 42,000 Cash + Trophy + sponsors product
1st Runner Up: RM 20,000 Cash + Trophy + sponsors product
2nd Runner Up: RM 13,000 Cash + Trophy + sponsors product
3rd Runner Up: RM 8,000 Cash + sponsors product
5th place: RM 2,000 Cash + sponsors product
6th place: RM 1,500 Cash + sponsors product
7th place: RM 1,300 Cash + sponsors product
8th place: RM 1,100 Cash + sponsors product
The epitome for DotA competitions worldwide just got a whole lot grandeur as Destination Malaysia rings aloud once more through all DotA airwaves around the world, angling passionately across every spectrum at DotArians wishing to grasp the rise of DotA stardom for state and country – paving way for the very exclusive SMM Grand National DotA Tournament: Grand Finals 2009 to reveal itself.
From last year’s commercial city of Kuala Lumpur now transcends a newer set of battleground for the year 2009 as SMM brings forth the historical city of Melaka into the DotA limelight, filling the grandeur scene with enriched cultural heritage and sightseeing wonders as the well renowned A’Famosa Resort invites you as current venue host to ride alongside this euphoric occasion – in the build up towards the impending SGNDT 09’: Grand Finals this coming November.
DotArians are now welcomed to spend the night at the A’Famosa Resort throughout the tournament 3 days stint with a discounted price set by SMM, offering a complimentary 2 days stay for the price of one (RM 288) at the hotel’s leisure family suite that comes fully furnished with a living room, a kitchen and 2 double-size beds – forming the best possible comfort zone to recuperate and refurbish DotA’s weary warriors, throughout the Grand Finals stage.
So give yourself a treat and enjoy the excitement with a whole lot of fun filled activities happening throughout your grand stay at the A'Famosa Resort and ease your gaming vibes with Cowboy Town’s local Theme Park and exclusive carnival activities awaiting your grand arrival.
With immense sightseeing and pictorial opportunity at every turn, all happening within the walls of the A’Famosa Resort at the SGNDT 09’: Grand Finals – we now await all incoming challenges with bated breath as we fasten our gaming seatbelt to witness the finest-hour in DotA competition worldwide.
Hotel reservations at the A’Famosa resort will be open for signing-up on the 24th of September 2009. Further details on the overall format & procedure will be disclosed shortly at our Official Website. International Participants interested in joining the SGNDT 09’ Grand Finals at the A’Famosa Resort can now make registrations at our SGNDT Registration Page @ International Participants. Upon registration, all International Teams will be short-listed based on eligibility and approval prior to confirmation and/or participation.
Own with me, Pawn with me,
tDs-IS
Pak Pandir...stupid as Mr.Bean??
This one is EPIC!!HAHAHAHAH
Warning 18SX Joke...
Pak Pandir baru jer kawin. Tapi punyalah bonggok si Pandir ni, pada malam pertama tak tau nak buat apa-apa. Jadi, Mak Mandir lah yg buat gerakan pertama...solo plak tuh. Mak Mandir pun bukak la bajunyer sampai habis.
Pak Pandir plak baru kali pertama tengok pompuan telanjang bulat.
Alangkah terkejutnya dia melihatkan ada kesan 'luka' pada celah peha Mak
Mandir. Lalu dipanggilnyer la doktor untuk menjahit luka Mak Mandir nih. Tapi
doktor ni pun satu, gian....dah naik stim tengok Mak Mandir dok bogel
tu lalu disuruhnya Pak Pandir keluar dan dia pun mulakan la 'kerja'kan
Mak Mandir.
Bila doktor tu dah blah, Pak Pandir pun pi tengok tapi 'benda' sama
jer, tak de kesan jahit pun!
Tapi bila dia letakkan tangan dia kat situ, dia rasa melekit. Lalu dia berkata "Celaka punya doktor. Aku soh dia jahit, dia gam jer!"
**HAHAHAHAHAHA!!One of my friend didnt get what it means! Hopefully u guys and girls understand!HAHAHAHAHAH
Pervert? , Wild jokes?,
tDs-IS
Warning 18SX Joke...
Pak Pandir baru jer kawin. Tapi punyalah bonggok si Pandir ni, pada malam pertama tak tau nak buat apa-apa. Jadi, Mak Mandir lah yg buat gerakan pertama...solo plak tuh. Mak Mandir pun bukak la bajunyer sampai habis.
Pak Pandir plak baru kali pertama tengok pompuan telanjang bulat.
Alangkah terkejutnya dia melihatkan ada kesan 'luka' pada celah peha Mak
Mandir. Lalu dipanggilnyer la doktor untuk menjahit luka Mak Mandir nih. Tapi
doktor ni pun satu, gian....dah naik stim tengok Mak Mandir dok bogel
tu lalu disuruhnya Pak Pandir keluar dan dia pun mulakan la 'kerja'kan
Mak Mandir.
Bila doktor tu dah blah, Pak Pandir pun pi tengok tapi 'benda' sama
jer, tak de kesan jahit pun!
Tapi bila dia letakkan tangan dia kat situ, dia rasa melekit. Lalu dia berkata "Celaka punya doktor. Aku soh dia jahit, dia gam jer!"
**HAHAHAHAHAHA!!One of my friend didnt get what it means! Hopefully u guys and girls understand!HAHAHAHAHAH
Pervert? , Wild jokes?,
tDs-IS
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Crows Zero ll
Ok, here is the DDL for Crows Zero ll movies...enjoyed...hopefully this would satisfy you guys..
Also known as: Kurozu Zero II
Language: Japanese
Subtitle: English (Soft-subbed)
Release Date: 2009
Genre: Action
Synopsis:
Several months after "Crows: Episode 0" trouble brews again when thugs known as "The Army of Killers" from rival high school Hosen Academy threaten Suzuran high aka the School of Crows.
The ruthless Hosen gang go after Suzuran alumni Sho Kawanishi (Shinnosuke Abe) after his released from reformatory for killing a Hosen member two years back. Kawanishi turns to his younger Suzuran gang members for protection. The Housen gang then seeks out right revenge on the entire Suzuran school, while in-fighting at Suzuran High makes them even more susceptible to the Housen threat.
Starring:
* Shun Oguri
* Meisa Kuroki
* Takayuki Yamada
* Kenta Kiritani
* Sousuke Takaoka
Priview:
Link:
part 01: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UK3PRQ5S
part 02: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UYPSGZUT
part 03: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=T0VD1TGY
part 04: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VNS8QPUY
part 05: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=EQ1FRGFR
part 06: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VWY82Q0G
part 07: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=GJU598V3
part 08: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=9AD9EIUH
part 09: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=DBDK3W1Q
part 10: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=GS64N8BU
part 11: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F6Q6O8X0
part 12: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=H9VFTCA6
part 13: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=U782PTBW
part 14: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=2QWB823B
part 15: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=T7YQZ72Z
**Download ALL parts and extract with WinRar before watching**
NOTE: If the file says "temporarily un-available" doesn't mean the file is dead. Megaupload server for that specific file is currently unavailable and will become available in a short period of time. Please give megaupload some time to fix those links and it will be come available. Thanks for your patience.
Fight with me, War with me,
tDs-IS
Also known as: Kurozu Zero II
Language: Japanese
Subtitle: English (Soft-subbed)
Release Date: 2009
Genre: Action
Synopsis:
Several months after "Crows: Episode 0" trouble brews again when thugs known as "The Army of Killers" from rival high school Hosen Academy threaten Suzuran high aka the School of Crows.
The ruthless Hosen gang go after Suzuran alumni Sho Kawanishi (Shinnosuke Abe) after his released from reformatory for killing a Hosen member two years back. Kawanishi turns to his younger Suzuran gang members for protection. The Housen gang then seeks out right revenge on the entire Suzuran school, while in-fighting at Suzuran High makes them even more susceptible to the Housen threat.
Starring:
* Shun Oguri
* Meisa Kuroki
* Takayuki Yamada
* Kenta Kiritani
* Sousuke Takaoka
Priview:
Link:
part 01: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UK3PRQ5S
part 02: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UYPSGZUT
part 03: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=T0VD1TGY
part 04: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VNS8QPUY
part 05: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=EQ1FRGFR
part 06: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VWY82Q0G
part 07: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=GJU598V3
part 08: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=9AD9EIUH
part 09: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=DBDK3W1Q
part 10: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=GS64N8BU
part 11: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F6Q6O8X0
part 12: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=H9VFTCA6
part 13: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=U782PTBW
part 14: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=2QWB823B
part 15: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=T7YQZ72Z
**Download ALL parts and extract with WinRar before watching**
NOTE: If the file says "temporarily un-available" doesn't mean the file is dead. Megaupload server for that specific file is currently unavailable and will become available in a short period of time. Please give megaupload some time to fix those links and it will be come available. Thanks for your patience.
Fight with me, War with me,
tDs-IS
Monday, September 28, 2009
Good job Chelsea!
EPL :-
After 2 seasons ban from buying players,Chelsea which is team with 100% record came to an end after a defeat on weekend match against Wigan at DW stadium. A goal from D.Drogba just not enough to snatch a point after well display by Wigan with Titus Bramble,Hugo Rodallega (pen), and Paul Scharner goals. Other matches seem to be a clear result for big team where Torres "El-Nino" grab a hatrik and Robbie netted 4 goals. A second half supersub,Ryan Giggs, assist 2 goals to claim a 2-0 win over Stoke City while Arsenal's goal keeper,Vito Mannone perform superb quality of display to show top class of goal keeper he is when he saved over 7 attempt shot on goal.
Portsmouth 0 - 1 Everton
Blackburn Rovers 2 - 1 Aston Villa
Tottenham Hotspur 5 - 0 Burnley
Birmingham 1 - 2 Bolton Wanderers
Wigan Athletic 3 - 1 Chelsea
Stoke City 0 - 2 Manchester United
Liverpool 6 - 1 Hull City
Fulham 0 - 1 Arsenal
LaLiga :-
Real Madrid and Barcelona continue their fine run as they claim 5 successive win in their matches.
Real Madrid 3 - 0 Tenerife
Malaga 0 - 2 Barcelona
UCL :-
Here are the fixture of matches for this week:-
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
FK Rubin Kazan v Internazionale Group F
Arsenal v Olympiakos Group H
Rangers v Sevilla FC Group G
AZ Alkmaar v Standard Liege Group H
Fiorentina v Liverpool Group E*
Debrecen v Lyon Group E
Unirea Urziceni v VfB Stuttgart Group G
Barcelona v Dynamo Kiev Group F
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
CSKA Moscow v Besiktas Group B
AC Milan v FC Zürich Group C
Bordeaux v Maccabi Haifa Group A
Bayern Munich v Juventus Group A*
FC Porto v Atlético Madrid Group D
Real Madrid v Marseille Group C*
Apoel Nicosia v Chelsea Group D
Manchester United v VfL Wolfsburg Group B*
*Recommended match..I guess?
Play football with me, Scored a goal with me,
tDs-IS
After 2 seasons ban from buying players,Chelsea which is team with 100% record came to an end after a defeat on weekend match against Wigan at DW stadium. A goal from D.Drogba just not enough to snatch a point after well display by Wigan with Titus Bramble,Hugo Rodallega (pen), and Paul Scharner goals. Other matches seem to be a clear result for big team where Torres "El-Nino" grab a hatrik and Robbie netted 4 goals. A second half supersub,Ryan Giggs, assist 2 goals to claim a 2-0 win over Stoke City while Arsenal's goal keeper,Vito Mannone perform superb quality of display to show top class of goal keeper he is when he saved over 7 attempt shot on goal.
Portsmouth 0 - 1 Everton
Blackburn Rovers 2 - 1 Aston Villa
Tottenham Hotspur 5 - 0 Burnley
Birmingham 1 - 2 Bolton Wanderers
Wigan Athletic 3 - 1 Chelsea
Stoke City 0 - 2 Manchester United
Liverpool 6 - 1 Hull City
Fulham 0 - 1 Arsenal
LaLiga :-
Real Madrid and Barcelona continue their fine run as they claim 5 successive win in their matches.
Real Madrid 3 - 0 Tenerife
Malaga 0 - 2 Barcelona
UCL :-
Here are the fixture of matches for this week:-
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
FK Rubin Kazan v Internazionale Group F
Arsenal v Olympiakos Group H
Rangers v Sevilla FC Group G
AZ Alkmaar v Standard Liege Group H
Fiorentina v Liverpool Group E*
Debrecen v Lyon Group E
Unirea Urziceni v VfB Stuttgart Group G
Barcelona v Dynamo Kiev Group F
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
CSKA Moscow v Besiktas Group B
AC Milan v FC Zürich Group C
Bordeaux v Maccabi Haifa Group A
Bayern Munich v Juventus Group A*
FC Porto v Atlético Madrid Group D
Real Madrid v Marseille Group C*
Apoel Nicosia v Chelsea Group D
Manchester United v VfL Wolfsburg Group B*
*Recommended match..I guess?
Play football with me, Scored a goal with me,
tDs-IS
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Crows Zero
Ok! Some people asking me about this movies, and several of my friends ask for the DDL(Direct Download Link) for Crows Zero(Episode 1) movie...so here it is...enjoyed
Also known as: Kurôzu Zero
Language: Japanese
Subtitle: English (Hard-subbed)
Release Date: 2007
Genre: Action
Synopsis:
The students of Suzuran High compete for the King of School title. An ex-graduate yakuza is sent to kill the son of a criminal group, but he can't make himself to do it as he reminds him of his youth.
Starring:
* Shun Oguri as Genji Takaya
* Kyosuke Yabe as Ken Katagiri
* Meisa Kuroki as Luca Aizawa
* Takayuki Yamada as Tamao Serizawa
* Sansei Shiomi as Yoshinobu Kuroiwa
Preview:
Link:
Part 1: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZRGV8GU8
Part 2: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=DICDRHEW
Part 3: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=1VDVRSEL
Part 4: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=20WZ6VP7
Part 5: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6WFDVGUF
Part 6: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UGJKS7AO
Part 7: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=D3S6KCXW
Part 8: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=PV2FLOG1
**Download ALL parts and join with HJSplit before watching**
OST: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=I5HQLKZX
Greet me, Shake with me,
tDs-IS
Also known as: Kurôzu Zero
Language: Japanese
Subtitle: English (Hard-subbed)
Release Date: 2007
Genre: Action
Synopsis:
The students of Suzuran High compete for the King of School title. An ex-graduate yakuza is sent to kill the son of a criminal group, but he can't make himself to do it as he reminds him of his youth.
Starring:
* Shun Oguri as Genji Takaya
* Kyosuke Yabe as Ken Katagiri
* Meisa Kuroki as Luca Aizawa
* Takayuki Yamada as Tamao Serizawa
* Sansei Shiomi as Yoshinobu Kuroiwa
Preview:
Link:
Part 1: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZRGV8GU8
Part 2: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=DICDRHEW
Part 3: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=1VDVRSEL
Part 4: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=20WZ6VP7
Part 5: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6WFDVGUF
Part 6: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UGJKS7AO
Part 7: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=D3S6KCXW
Part 8: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=PV2FLOG1
**Download ALL parts and join with HJSplit before watching**
OST: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=I5HQLKZX
Greet me, Shake with me,
tDs-IS
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